BREAKING NEWS! After the embarrassment of my escape and confrontation with Monkey, he has packed his bags and is threatening to leave "for good", never to return! Despite his antics and tendency towards gambling, drinking, and the Banana addiction, I have become very attached and would hate to see him go. But he is a grown chimp, I really can't stop him. This is really sad. Where would he go??
@Powman56 in June 2021
Well, that rascal actually did it. He moved out. Monkey is no longer here, but he left no forwarding address! I don't even know his real name. We just called him Monkey. My friends, I hope he returns soon or lets us know where he is. He mentioned family in Europe, but I have no idea. Do you have any ideas? For those of you that are following Monkeys (mis)adventures, I will post an update next week. Thank you for all your caring replies!
I have seen miraculous things, but this picture of MONKEY at the G7 caused me to almost fall off my chair! It was sent to me by a friend, who recognized him from the post. He tried to talk with him, but by the time he got through security and on the stage, the monkey was nowhere to be found. I don't know monkey's connection to the G7, but he always liked President Biden. Some mischief is afoot. My friends, this is wonderful news. I am hoping he his well and that his travels…
Never have a Monkey as your roommate. But I will tell you it is never boring with that chimp around. #AdventuresOfMonkey
The kids got into the Xbox and my candy. I may have to lock that stuff up! #AdventuresOfMonkey
This suit arrived from Amazon today. It seems he is using the Casino profits to interview with SpaceX, and somehow got himself some crypto. He told me that Monkeys have been in the space program for years, and he wants to go to the moon. I hope he makes it! What say you? #AdventuresOfMonkey
I found Bob this morning, reuniting with his family. I can't let him know I used his cousin on the dirty dishes. He is so happy here, and doesn't seem to care that they were all "hiding" under the sink. Maybe the Monkey can help out... #AdventuresOfMonkey
This is the monkey. We saw the last post. I hacked the old guy’s passwords and am using my laptop. Bob and I are looking for his followers to give us a donation (see picture) so we can guarantee his release. As part of that, we will free Bob's family from under the sink (the old guy was slowly killing them off - can you believe he WASHED HIS DISHES WITH THEIR LIMP CORPSES)?!! And he will promise not to stop hosting our friendly card games with his neighbors. There is more…
I escaped, and have the monkey in check. My freedom did not come easy, and I got some rope burns in the process. He is crafty, and I apologize to all that he tried to extort bananas and cash for my release. I took away his laptop privileges, and changed my passwords. despite my best efforts, he did get into the liquor cabinet, and boxes of bananas are arriving constantly (thank you all for the banana ransom and wishes for my safe return to freedom). We are friends again, but…
BREAKING NEWS! After the embarrassment of my escape and confrontation with Monkey, he has packed his bags and is threatening to leave "for good", never to return! Despite his antics and tendency towards gambling, drinking, and the Banana addiction, I have become very attached and would hate to see him go. But he is a grown chimp, I really can't stop him. This is really sad. Where would he go?? #AdventuresOfMonkey
In a casino, would it be better to put one dollar in one hundred machines or one hundred dollars in one machine? Unless this is an exercise in math (other answers are better than mine - especially in that regard), my question is why are you calculating this? Most slot machines have a payback percentage, and big jackpots are random, only giving large payouts with “maximum bet”. I also feel $100 may not be a large enough “sample” to get any consistent results, except for some…
First and foremost, you need to know that I like cash. The feel of a real coin or a dollar bill in my hand is tangible and powerful. But the latest pandemic fears have us all worried about money transferring the Covid-19 virus; and that is a real fear. I wrote this article early in the pandemic, and it is still relevant today. https://bitcoinmoneyman.com/blog/2020/09/16/is-it-time-to-abandon-using-cash-money-and-what-do-we-use-instead/ Update: It is highly unlikely that you…
For fathers day, to all the fathers out there - Here is George Strait singing love without end. A classic country & Western song for all Dads (and their children) for Fathers day! https://youtu.be/rkscNqCCDl0