BREAKING NEWS! After the embarrassment of my escape and confrontation with Monkey, he has packed his bags and is threatening to leave "for good", never to return! Despite his antics and tendency towards gambling, drinking, and the Banana addiction, I have become very attached and would hate to see him go. But he is a grown chimp, I really can't stop him. This is really sad. Where would he go?? #AdventuresOfMonkey