How many times should one be allowed to fall in love? My answer would be from a 55-year-old woman name Anita. She has lived that dream ten times and she doesn't have a plan to stop getting married despite the ten (10) until she finds Mr Right. Anita had been quick like the snap of a finger in divorcing all her nine exes. Here is his Anita executed all nine ex-husbands.
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Anita & Msele
In 1989, these love birds tired the knot in a society wedding in front of tumult congregation at the St. Peters Cathedral in Nairobi. Msele, a barrister at law was in love with Anita while they were at the university but was too shy to say it to her. Quite often the we're together, such that everyone thought they had a thing going. At the ceremony where Msele was called to bar, Anita was present as a friend and guest. Publicly, Msele proposed to Anita who said yes in tearful eyes. Six months into the marriage, Anita filed a divorce because she doesn't want to have to be in a man's kitchen.
Like every conventional marriage, Msele would come back in the evening from all the day hectic activities of meddling civil matters of his client and other four cases. Retiring home only to meet an empty plate. Dirty clothes and unkempt living room. Despite all these, he loved Anita passionately.
The only thing Msele ever did wrong was to love Anita.
Now, she is obsessed and a divorce is the only way to settle the scores.
When the divorce document came, Msele could not believe at first. He put a call across to the home, Anita answered saying:
Darling, how's been your day? Sid you see the document I sent you? Do confirm by consenting it, alright!
Msele could not utter a word. He kept numb as she spoke throughout the conversation.
Something must be wrong with this woman, she could be hypnotized, you know.
So, he rushed home to see to the welfare of his darling wife. To his amazement, she was well dressed with a bump-short and a bottle of Red Label drinking away.
When did you think all that?
Divorce?
We never bargained for this.
Msele could not find the right words.
Anita told him she is tired of the marriage and have decided to take a walk.
Anita's smashed her first marriage to the bricks.
Mr Johnson Arrived
A year after the first marriage had ended, Anita found love with Johnson, her fitness coach. She had requested for a home instructor who would make her body come to shape like a sweet sixteen. Anita could not take her eyes off the six-packs. One evening, after the workout session, Johnson decided to run along when Anita called on him to the inner room to help her zip the blouse. One thing led to the other and the made love on the couch, under the shower and on the pantry in the laundry.
The memory of that one time aroused Anita's thought towards marriage again.
They got married for a year. She became pregnant once but list it to a miscarriage. After she had recuperated, Anita concluded she was done.
She left Kenya one bright Morning to Rhodesia where she started a new life.
Life in Rhodesia is more fun as there are many clubs and drinking pubs here she had crown to love. Anita spoke to herself to have reached the haven she had always dreamed.
Mr Johnson slept for an extra six hours from the inducement poured in his glass of red wine served at the dinner by Anita the night before. This was to allow Anita carried out a peaceful arrangement of her baggage for the abdication she had planned.
Oh, now I know the kind of woman Anita is. She's a drunk who's struggling to get a grip on her life.