Gender Swap

Many thoughts on my head as we speak. The thoughts are not for what to write but how to drop the points. Until this morning, I haven't given much consideration on being a lady. As a man, I like all that comes with the gender and if I were asked to choose between the two gender, I will like to be a man all over again.

If reincarnation is something that hold waters, then we I am coming back to this world, I will certainly lime to be a man for several reasons.

Now to the main business. I am assuming the position of a woman. Yes, you heard me right. I want to be a woman and play that role only for this post. For this purpose, to take the place of a woman for one year, let's see how that turns out.

Get Pregnant.

I have heard women discuss the feeling of getting pregnant as weird on one hand and a sweet experience In the other. To be able to tell how they feel, I want to get pregnant and have a one-on-one encounter with the morning sickness. That one has to do with throwing up in the morning, especially when brushing your teeth.

You must have heard of the baby kicking while sit in the womb. I should hold someone's hand and place it one my Tommy to feel the kicking. That's what they do, ain't it?

Play With Hearts.

I have heard of guys who go heartbroken because their girlfriends decided to call it quits. And ladies have turned down guys. Some even went the mile to ask a guy to wait so they could reflect on whether they would date the guy or not. And during the time of thinking about it, they would asked to be spoilt in some expensive restaurant.

This is one thing I would do to guys. That's not being wicked right?

Some guys wi be like, that babe is hot oooo (Talking from experience), so the hotness is what they chase. Men, my shakara will be plenty ooo.

Today, I will ask for Golden Gate restaurant, the next day it will be Chinese restaurant and the next domino pizzas.

I heard someone saying Yahoo boys are waiting for me. Hehe he, I won't give in to yahoo boys ooo.

I Will Wear Makeup

This thing called make-up on the 💅 fingers get me attracted as a guy. Though some people have argued that ladies that wear make up are to lavish and flashy buy some guys love them that way.

So, as a lady, in the next one year, I want to be able to draw attention to myself and rock the women's world.

My lashes, fingers and lips will wear different colours definitely. Cool colours though.

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Paparazzi And Fashion

The highest number of users of Instagram and most active are ladies. You will see them take pictures.of everything they do, including eating a good meal. I will do a lot of paparazzi but I will be cautious with I put out on social media. As a guy, the amount of pictures I snap round the year is countable. But as a lady, I would like to take more shots.

There are many clothing styles I have en died on ladies. I won't wait a moment when I turn a lady to try them out.

I think the ladies have an advantage here than the other gender. They even go all out wearing what a guy wears. Our society may consider it madness when a guy begins to put on what a lady should. So, during this one year, I wi take my time to wear as much ladies designers as possible.

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Bottom Power

This may sound awry but it is true. Ladies can win a lot of opportunities with the "bottom power". For instance, most contracts from banks are carried out by ladies.

There is much that power can do. I will not delay in applying that power to get all that is meant to be won to my side.

Now, it appears I will make a terrible lady, right?

Trust me, I don't want to share the other side of being a woman. The challenges are quite numerous. The house chores and the ladies monthly thing..... The pain of childbirth and so on are aspect that I don't want to go near.

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