1. You can sleep well .
2. You can save time and money .
3. No worries about how you look .
4. No missed calls in the midnight .
5. No need to recharge more than twice a day .
6. You can eat well .
7. No scoldings from parents / guardians .
8. Can eat in any restaurant .
9. You can visit anybody .
10. Can pick any call , any time without being questioned .
11. Don't worry about missed calls .
12. You can do whatever you want .
13. You don't need to displease yourself to please anyone .
This is funny, liked it.