The mosquitoes hunting machine - Fun writing

Hello, readcashers!

Do mosquitoes have you crazy?

Here I bring you this invention exclusively, so you can get rid of them and if you read on this post you can participate with your thoughts and have fun.

Hope you like it!

Have you seen how annoying it is to try to sleep while the sharp noise of mosquitoes and their bites disturb your sleep?

Here I bring you the solution: with this great machine all your problems will be over.

This new gadget offers you these features:

• Lightweight and portable.

• Made of recyclable and biodegradable material, so it protects the environment.

• Safe to use does not leave bad odors.

• With instructions in multiple languages, so easy to follow that even a child can use it.

• Comes with a free blood refill (limited time offer).

• Annoying noise (special rate for children applies).

• Hunt more than 300 varieties of mosquitoes (Africans not included).

Legend

1 - Here is a little bit of the purest and most concentrated blood, extracted by expert Transylvanian vampires, using completely sterilized and disposable bridges, thus guaranteeing a pureblood, attractive and desired by the largest number of mosquitoes, who will be trapped and seduced by drink the delicious liquid.

2 - The container made of the most attractive materials (according to a Gallup survey carried out on all wading mothers) is impregnated with wading pheromones in heat, thus attracting species of both sexes, who will not be able to resist the delicious aroma of an attractive and available partner, being stunned and sedated by nature itself, making it impossible to resist the strong call of nature and mating.

3 - Receptacle in the shape of a funnel, to make them pass in small quantities, avoiding agglomeration. This device contains an entrance grill that prevents the mosquito from returning to try to exit. So escape is impossible.

Our invention is part of a new range of products from the company MACME CO (a subsidiary of DIABLO INC) of products for the home and the good life of the readcashers and the population in general.

We bring it to you at affordable prices, we offer a financing system. We offer special discounts to Venezuelan citizens.

Not only that, but we bring it to you at affordable prices, we offer a financing system. We offer special discounts to Venezuelan citizens.

You can place your order by contacting our sales department by writing to ventasmacme@macme.net and if you purchase more than 1 unit, we will give you free instructions from our company "How to cook mosquito meat in 10 steps".

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