No 'kid'ding

It is my first time to join a personal prompt hosted by @bmjc98, as I have read most of the authors' kid self, I am reminded of my stubborn little self. Hold your braces because you will get to know more about the badass Meyzee, I kid you not!

When I was a kid -kindergarten- I think my classmates are absurd.

Do you remember the parting time, when you were a little and any of your parents would send you to school for the first time in your life? I did. And I saw most of my classmates are afraid to be left alone by their mommy! They cry like a crybaby! I mean why? Me on the other hand said bye bye to my nanay (Mother), and said to her, I'll be okay, I just need food and I will go with my cousin when we are done with class. I have these classmate who don't want her mommy out of her sight! I think then, that it was absurd. Haha! See I am a bad kid! I am only 4 years old then, and had skip day care! I am so excited to meet new people and talked to them. But today it doesn't excite me anymore. Haha. I was like, move aside! Haha.

When I was a kid I try to imitate my cousin from making his thumb like a Lollipop.

Apart from sleeping on class my cousin, which has same age as mine has this habit of making his thumb like a lollipop (sucking it) so him being the eldest than me, I followed what he is doing. Wondering what is so good with his thumb and he can't let it go? And I never really like the taste of my thumb, thanks that I didn't try to taste his thumb!. I think then, my cousin has a serious problem with his taste. Haha. Its salty and I would never do it again.

When I was a kid I was a war freak.

I am! No kidding. On games, I hate losing. So I try to make war and enemy. I have this one person, whom I asked to fight with me. Fist to fist. Dam the guy had the guts, and he punched me in the face. And I cry for losing, and say 'Isusumbong kita sa Mama mo!' I'll it to your Mom that you punched me! Haha. See, I am a crazy ass kid! And I cry out loud to get sympathy!

There is this also one time, I made my cousin (with his consent), and his hated classmate fight. I will take my classmates attention by tapping his shoulder and I will point my cousin, as the culprit, in the end. They both fight outside the school premises. Hey, thats the kid me! Haha

Have you had this classmate that is so annoying? I had one. He keeps on annoying me in the back of my head and curling my hair over. Because he is on my back chair. He keeps torturing me with his silliness and it got me annoyed, so I stab him with a pencil. I am so sorry dear, ronnie! Haha. I can still remember his name. I guess the pencil didn't embedded well on his skin because he just stared at me with bloodshot eyes ruthlessly. I sad sorry afterwards. So unfair that he didn't say sorry to me!

When I was a kid I used to climbed in tall trees be it Mango, Coconut or Star Apple and Cotton Fruit.

Yay today I can't even climb without my legs shaking. But when I was a kid, I am all over these trees, as if I am in a jungle. Lol. I used to climb coconut on sundays, to clear my uncles UTI, and sometimes when we just want free coconut juices. Have I tell you that, my mothers parents used to be a tenant on the area, where we are living and when they were a kid, they plant many coconut trees, so we have I cannot say the exact measurement but the land area occupies over two hundred coconut trees. And me and my cousins used to have favorites trees to get more fruits! During Mangoes, cotton fruit and star apple season, we start to accumulate more fruits. We have many trees around our home, and when it is not enough, we go to my father's parents house to collect more.

So if ever you want to race with me climbing in the coconut tree, I am not anymore confident. Haha! My legs is shaking tremendously. I guess I am getting old ugh!

Also my attempt to climb the pili tree with a very huge diameter of trunk made me fell and creates a lot of scars on my legs. Haha!

When I was a kid I also get some cents on my Mothers cabinet.

My Mother's cabinet is very tall and I am very small but her money seems so attracted, and yah I climb and put a ladder just to get it. Its almost half when my Mother noticed that she is losing her cents. So she asked me if I am the one getting the money, so I gave her lots of chips and corn snack plastic. Haha. It is mostly, mikmik, cheepee, sweetcorn, alibaba, ding dong, oishi and many others. Well my father hated that type of sin, stealing in particular, and he threatened me that he will send me to the police. And my Mother on the other hand, punished my cute little hand with hangers. Well I am glad they did it. Because what if they didn't? I might brought it to other places, and will think that its okay. So yayy. Thats all good.

So I still have many crazy and bad things that I've done when I was a kid. Specially during my elementary class. I was once instructed to squat, during the entire class for being noisy. My teacher on PE throw me out because I don't want to participate in his beauty pageant-like activity. Walking with the books on your head and arms. I kind of thought then that it was absurd. I also used to think a lot of things done by my teachers are absurd. Only playing games and recess time are the best subject I have been wanting on my elementary days!

So I guess thats it! Haha. You have been toured by the Life of the bad kid, Meyzee! Haha!

T H A N K S F O R R E A D I N G !!!

Credits

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