Hello everyone, let me share to you the 10 Tips for Raising Juvenile Delinquents for Family and Children.
Do not condemn tobacco, liquor, drugs, the theater, the TV, gambling, jazz or rock music, long hair, miniskirts, and the like so that your children will not become inhibited.
When your daughter comes home at midnight or your son arrives during the wee hours of the morning, do not ask where they had been or who had been their companions, so that you don't violate the privacy of thier personal affairs.
Do not unbend from your parental dignity by engaging in such childish activities as playing with your children or discussing with them their plans, problems or pleasures so that they will not develop security, affection or trust in you.
Do not waste time family picnics, camping, vacations, or in taking your children to the zoo, the museum, the art gallery, the concerts or to any other cultural places, so that you can use all your precious time in reaching the top-most rung of the ladder in your chosen profession.
Give your children as much money as you possibly can fir their needs as well as for their imaginary wants, so that they will learn the fine art of ostentatious spending and conspicuous consumption.
Surround your children with servants who are always ready to respond to their slightest back and call, and do not let your children do any work that will soil their beautiful soft hands, so that they will grow up become dignified ladies and gentlemen.
When your children get into trouble with your neighbors, the school authorities or police, be sure always to side with your children , so that they will know that you really love them.
Send your children only to non-sectarian schools, so that they will get a well-rounded education when they are exposed to evolution, humanism, spiritism, liberalism or atheism.
Do not mince words when you discuss your doubts regarding the Bible nor any form of religion during your table conversation so that your children will see that you are a parent with an independent mind.
Conduct family worship only once in a while when it is convenient, or even eliminate it completely so that your children will not get tired with too much religious instructions.
Then prepare yourself for a heart-rending grief as faithful obedience to these tips guarantees 100 percent success in raising juvenile delinquents.
Thank you for reading.