When it is the last week of the month and you have no more money: Cuando es la ultima semana del mes y ya no tienes dinero: -Stay away i will survive the week with $25.
@Hibernum in March 2021
"Nothing like wake up early to enjoy the day at maximum."
-I'm looking for an eyeliner resistance to water. -This one is resistant to everything. -Everything? -WOOOOW! *50 years in the future* -And since then it remains intact. *N years in the future* -WOOOW!
This is how normal people eat // This is how i eat
Boss: -Do more. Me: -Pay me more. Boss:
*Recent games* *Game from 10 years ago* *Me, with a new gamer PC*
*Me, in my life i have 2 problems* Difficulty to sleep and difficulty to wake up.
It explains many things. Esto explica muchas cosas.
Gatos! Cats!
Because one cat is not enough! Porque un gato no es suficiente!
-From today i will start doing exercise and eat healthier, i promise. -I have bread, anyone wants? -Well, God knows i tried.
"If he/she kills the insects instead of reubicated them... there it is not." -My dog did have a tick, i take it off and i put it on the cat of the neighbor.
"When you remember that your future depends on you."
"The only one who been eating me."
"Yo siempre te puedo hacer sonreír."
Superman: -Finally i beated Goku. Batman: -Clark, he was Yamcha...
"Me, thinking in if being skinny or happy."
Me, in the streets ///// The people
In social media: "I hate the people, i would sleep all day long, i hate everyone." In the curriculum: "Sociable, proactive, ideal for team work."
-*You work a lot, you must enjoy the life* -*You losing your time, you must work harder.* -WTH do you want from me!?
"When you have zoom at 8 and you wake up at 7:59."
-Stay, i will go to the sink. -You need me for protect you. -Everything clear.
"I will eat, anyways we don't know if tomorrow we gonna be alive." ///// "Me, at the next day waking up and very alive."
"I love to watch the ladybugs. They are so calm and pacific." Meanwhile... -Slag of aphid dies -RAWWRR!! -Run for your life! -Save me!
"Well... i think you are fantastic."
-Imagine if someone instead of work, start doing the memes on 3D. -...
-Hey girl, what a beautiful hair. -I'm metalhead, dude.
"Psychics laws in adventure video games."
-I'm going now. -To where? -To see you. -Let me change -Of house.
"When i'm eating, but not to you."
"Use the force but don't forget to clean the dark side."
“Quiet people have the loudest minds.” Stephen Hawking -Tarararara, Hey!, Tarararara -Tarararara, Hey!, Tarararara
"ME, everytime my CAT get sleep in a cute position."
I think the baby didn't notice yet :P Yo creo que el bebe no se dio cuenta todavía :P
Today is a wonderf... Hoy es un hermos...
"With the love as always, cat."
-What a nice moon. -Sorry for lose the keys of the house haha.
"If you have to ruin it, do it in a way that everyone ask themselves, how?"
(Futurama) Shut up and take my money! Cállate y toma mi dinero!
"Lesson: Never use yellow raincoat."
"The universe always conspires to your favor." -So we do that his girlfriend leave him. -Hahaha yeah, yeah, yeah. -And then that he get fired of work. -Haha yeah, yeah, for sure.
"Me, hunting good memes since early to cheer up your day."
"Enjoy while you are young and you are full of life." Me, after go out from work...
"When the taxi stops suddenly."
"Lord! Give me a SIGNAL... When i gonna meet the love of my life?"
*Send me a photo without clothes.* Me:
"Tomorrow i will get up at 6:00 AM to run." "Me, at 9:00 AM."
Kaamee Kaaameee CAAAAAAAT!
-You are in grave danger. -We have to run! They are coming. -They coming O_O -Today for real you are very talkable right? -Meow mew meow mrrow mow meowww!!
-You don't know it. -But when my life falls in pieces. -Have you by my side fixes it a little like if you were glue made by love.
When you use glasses: Cuando usas anteojos: "When someone greet me from far away." Byeeee /// Only god knows who it was.
"I didn't find another way that it let me eat."
"This cake is for that person that share photos of cats all day long."
-Bruce... -Do you think we are alone in the universe? -You are an alien. -Ah, right...
"Do you get online only to watch memes?" -Obvious.
*Salary deposited.* -I have my salary!!! I can go to party. *Debts.* -I'm poor... well the money comes and goes.
Oooh i know why it was refreshing today! xD Oooh ahora se porque estuvo fresco hoy! xD
-What you have here? Are you happy to see me? -It is a dinosaur, it was in offer. -And is this another dinosaur or you are happy to see me? -Yes, it is another dinosaur, it was an offer 2x1.
"Has visto este punto láser?"
"When i see someone take seriously what i post on my social media."
"I don't understand the life but i keep living because i like to eat."
-I have to tell you something. -Put yourself in serious mode. -Is it serious? -You can never take anything seriously.
-With all i have to get done... and i'm here losing the time... -But let's lose it together..
"The other day i saw you and you didn't greet me." Me, the other day:
-What is that you like the most of your work? -Well, get paid...
-Do you remember i did initiate the plan? -Well, i can't go.
"Me, reflexing why i did eat it all if i didn't even have hunger."
-I did notice why you always sad. -Why? :( -Because you are short. -And what does that have to do with it? -You don't reach the happiness.
I don't know why but there is something different. Yo no se porque pero ahí hay algo diferente.
-Hmmm... something is strange.
Go to the doctor //// Wait till you get cure or die
Maria: - Jesus, are you drunk over again? Jesus: - If i were drunk, could i do this?
"The greatest fear of the childhood."
"If Kirby absorbed you, what power it would get?" -Depression.
"Cuando alguien dice que odia los gatos."
"En caso de infelicidad, romper el cristal."
"I hope it happens the same to me." "It falls asleep and woke up in Ireland."
-Desearía poder volar. -Desearía poder caminar. -Desearía poder nadar. :D
Normal people picking up clothes from the floor /// Me