@Hibernum

*I took 1 hour giving a shower to my dog* My dog: -That i wallow in the dirt he say.

Yo releyendo mi meme cada vez que tengo una notificación: -Oh si, contenido de calidad.

-Wake up, the sun is already up. -And what do you want me to do? The photosynthesis?

"When you been watching anime for online for 3 hours and you see the symbol of 4G instead of WIFI."

"When you get told that if shut up you look cuter but you shut up and you are still ugly." -This bastards lied to me.

-Did you done what i asked you? Me:

"My brother went from home. My mom instead of be sad, went and make a room to the cat."

-I love to stay clean, it feels so good. -Ewwww, my hand did touch the poop. -A massage? You are so cute! -Relax, i will end soon.

*Internet falls for few minutes.* Me: -But to charge they are good.

"When you get talked like a baby in front of other dogs."

-Un pájaro!! -No! Gato malo! *Luego* -Traje un pollo! -???

Humanos = Humans Leyendas y entidades míticas = Legends and mythical entities

"The life is like a game, you get older and level up." Something like: You have reached the level 24! +1 Wisdom, +1 Charisma, -10 Energy. New status slow: "Bank debts". New ability acquired: "Evade taxes".

-What a yummy cake. -But i shouldn't eat, i have to take care of my figure. -Well, the next week i will eat one...

-Did... did you shave my eyebrows while i was sleeping, dad? -Yes. And you don't look surprised.

-I wonder if we are alone in the universe. -Not everyone, only you are alone.

"A roman comes to a bar, get up 2 fingers and say: 5 beers please." -Context :( -The context is the basic education dude hahahaha.

"It's needed electrician. This time with experience."

"The saddest scene of Titanic according to my mom."

*Sigh* -What happens? -Sometimes i feel like a fiasco. -So crazy. -Sometimes i feel like a shark!

-Think fast!

"When the design and the experience of the product doesn't go by the hand." Clients: -I love it! -And me too... Users:

Cama calentita = Warm bed Yo = Me Responsabilidades = Responsibilities

-They say that with good rhythm of reggaeton the plants grow faster. -I have to turn off this crap!

-Don't be silly, there are no monsters under your bed. And now go to sleep!

-Thanks for change my life. -I just pooped in your bed.

-Work hard is fine. -But remember. -It's also fine... -Rest.

The Pomodoro technique consist in work 25 minutes and rest 5. // Rest 25 minutes and work 5, i got it.

*Watch out the milk did turn bad.*

-Do you want to join my religion? -What is it about? -I'm interested...