"It is a lie that you receive what you give, but you give what you are and that's the important."
@Hibernum in March 2021
"Don't make more holes in the garden." My dog:
"I sleep to rest and i dream i'm working."
"Not even crazy i would have kids, they break everything."
Zzzzz...
"When my nephew want to play with me." Me: -Let's play we were blenders and i was broken.
Well... happens. Bueno... pasa.
Cuando tu perro tiene mas calle que vos. When your dog has more street than you.
-What a wonderful dream i did just have. -What you talking about? We did not dream anything. *Dreams* -Sure i dreamed, i was... doing eh... of... Why i can't remember? -Who knows?
-Do you have something low in fat and sugar? -Napkins.
-This is fantastic, never someone did believe in me before. -The most important is always to believe in yourself, but a little help from the others is a big blessing.
-I will leave you because you are too distracted. -Where you will leave me?
"You don't think it anymore and adopt me, baby."
"Casa embrujada" "Entrada" - "Salida"
"When you are horrifying but you have a lot of love to give."
"Levantando perros." "Levantando gatos."
-What? Is it March yet? -And this, when happened?
My parents: -When you become an adult you will understand. Me, as adult: -I don't understand anything.
-Hice un castillo de arena! -Amigo, sal de mi baño.
"When you pay all the debts of the month."
"Windows is searching the solution of the problem..."
*Finally in the bed, trying to sleep* The dog of the neighbor: -Auuuuuuu huuuuuuuuuu
-I have nothing to dress on. -This still resist. -Yeah baby.
When someone tell you: -Well, tell me more about you. -Omg, who i am?
Reconociendo expresiones faciales gatunas: 1_ Necesito amor. 2_ Estoy hambriento. 3_ Voy a correr por toda la casa y volverme completamente loco. 4_ Los humanos son tontos.
-One enter, please. -But you are three sheeps under a trench coat. -Yes, look, one, two, three... -Zzzz...
* Fuente de la juventud * -Bob? O_O!
"If an ovni abduct you in latin america, is it kidnapping or rescue?"
-No, Lisa, no. -You have to roll it up!
Sneak attack! Ataque furtivo!
When you have only one face for everything: Cuando solo tienes una cara para todo: "Me veo de lo mejor." "Trabajo de lo más duro." "Me expreso a mí mismo." "Intento dar lo mejor."
"Time to wake up sleepyhead..."
-Todavía estoy malhumorado... quizás, solo una copa más... -Eso esta mejor...
-Don't let anyone ruin your day. -It is YOUR day. -Ruin it by yourself!!!
Another job done, another client satisfied...
"I wish i could travel in the time and bring the knowledge to the persons of the past." -So how you make electricity? -I don't know.
FELICIDAD ES... no tener que poner una alarma para el día siguiente.
"When nothing affect you anymore."
-I will use my special robotic vision to see what is inside.
"When you meet up your ex-classmates of the high school." "Me"
My mom: -You are so handsome son, i can't believe you don't have a girlfriend... Me:
-Don't dream of, you have been talking only 2 days. -How i was saying, when we gonna get married?
Woman cooking: -It is really yummy, girl. -Thank you. Men cooking: -Damn it with you, i told you it did smell to gas.
"Mi querido humano, la comida no se va servir por si misma."
"Anyone know how to drink this wine? It scratched me 3 times already." GatoNegro = BlackCat
"No me despiertes a menos que la casa esta quemándose o tengas comida para mi. De lo contrario googlea tus problemas."
Lousy towel. Scratch too much.It do not dry well. 4/10.
*Tíralos de la mesa!* -Wow, eres bueno en esto...
"I will study from the first day, so it don't get acumulate." Hahahahahahahahah
Your old fan is boring? Tu ventilador viejo es aburrido?
Esta bien. No esta bien!
-I'm looking for adopt a pet that is not a dog or a cat. -I have a cockroach in the kitchen. Sometimes it flies but it is because it is amorous and get emoted when it see me.
"How do they appear in the cover page of the book if they posing to appear in it?"
-Another month that happens the same. -I don't know why i even effort. -This girl only know to accumulate cats. -And i was using my best curtains.
-Qué debería hacer hoy? -Buena idea.
I'm not architect but i think something is wrong there. No soy arquitecto pero creo que algo esta mal ahí.
-There is no creature that turn itself idiot by it own voluntary. -Obviously you were never in love.
En el pasado no tenían GIF pero la idea ya estaba. In the past they didn't have GIF but the idea was already there.
"How to be evil and cute at the same time." "Wrote by Raul"
"Forget where you bury 70% of the nuts you did harvest." "Create accidentaly a forest of Oak trees."
"Precio de la reparación por hora." $100 Estándar. $125 Si tu miras. $150 Si tu ayudas. $200 Si trabajaste en ella primero. $250 Si me dices como tengo que hacerlo.
"We count with all the measurements of biosecurity."
-The orphanage, designate Leela, as orphan of the year. -Your parents must be very proud.
Discount for ugly -0,10 -0,20 -Thank you...
-Do you want to try a new game? You have to acquire richness and fight against the evil forces while you advance in a mysterious and strange world... -It will be cool dad!
-Omg! Someone put a human in a jail and drop it in the sea! -Calm, little friend! I will get you off there!
"You don't know if mount it or ask it what shampoo it use."
-Can i make a question? -You just did. -Can i make 2 questions? -You did. -...Can i make 4 questions? -You just did... again. -When? -Now.
Someone ask me to post photos of my city, so i did find some and here they are. https://www.google.com.ar/maps/@-27.4518024,-58.9862062,416m/data=!3m1!1e3 This is a google maps location of the square in the middle of the city, if you like you can use the "Street" option and watch out the real step by step :) Alguien me pregunto sobre publicar fotos de mi ciudad, entonces encontré algunas y acá están. Esta es una localización de google maps de la plaza en el medio de la…
Here for you, more memes :P Aquí para ti, mas memes :P
"I did sleep but i didn't rest." *All the 30s*
-Come outside. -No. -I will give you vitamin D. -Eh. -And serotonin. -It's ok. -Haha take it, skin cancer, loser! -Damned.
"We are so young and many things hurt us." Per example: the back.
-Ella esta yendo a la cocina, debe ser hora de comer de nuevo. -Pero si acabamos de comer. Quizás ella esta yendo allí por otra cosa.
Mamá mi uber esta aquí. Mom my uber is here.
"Increase my responsibilities to evade my emotions? My passion."
-Es eso suficiente? Ellos van a despertar en cualquier segundo... realmente me tengo que ir... oh, vamos...
-Ahora recuerda, gasto $400 en eso, entonces no importa que, nunca podemos jugar con eso.
-After fool the dummy outside here, i will warm you up and all done. -Don't believe him dude, that was what my sister get told and now i'm full of nephews.
"I refuse to eat my food till i find something good in youtube."
-Bob Sponge? -Bob Sponge, what happened?! -This picture is crooked.
"Take me a photo as if i don't poop everywhere."
*Trabajar desde casa esta yendo bastante bien!* Día 348: Él TODAVÍA esta en mi lugar...
The poodle i bought it's a bit strange. El caniche que compre es un poco raro.
"When i become an adult." "When i have money."
The insurance: Did you hit a WHAT?
"This spot looks safe, i will park here."
*When i cook the eggie that my chicken did put.* My chicken: -I hate you.
-Perdón, estaba leyendo eso. -Esto es por tu propio bien, madre.
-I'm horrifying. -That's not true, you are my pretty girl. -The dads always say that. -Dad, am i a pretty guy? -No, you are ugly as my warts! -You see.
"Me, trying to remember the password i did create the past week."
-Sólo detente.
Psychologists: -The cats and roses don't exist. The cats and roses...
*The villain waiting.* *The Power Rangers presenting themselves one by one.*
"Vuelo: Selecciona tu lugar."
-Finn, a tale must have emotion... -Romance... -Suspense... -And for sure, a happy end. -But... i don't know how to make it happen. -It's ok, no matters. Just dig my grave.
When the boss comes to check the local: Cuando el jefe viene a controlar el local:
"This is not going for the center."
*Me, taking note of everything to not forget.* *I forget where i did write it.*
-La vida esta llena de dificultades y retos. -Tienes que improvisar, adaptar y superar. -Todo es mas fácil si usamos nuestro cerebro.
-And why are you use a dress? -To do this... *Wiiiiiii!* *Wiiiiiii!*
Quien dice que los gatos no pueden ser arte? Who say the cats can't be art?
-Forget it! -My hair is my identity! -Ahhh! I'm a freak!
-I just put a foot outside my house and i did spend already $50k Q.Q
-Hi mom, what happens? -I have 20, i come back at the hour i want. -How? -Ok, there i go ;( sorry mom.
Language of Pikachu. -In 10 second-
"Don't touch my cup stupid."
-Sabes como conseguí estas cicatrices?
-Estas en internet mirando a otros gatos de nuevo?
Es medianoche, juega conmigo!
Esto es cuarzo si viste pollo entonces yo no soy el que tiene hambre :P This is quartz if you saw chicken then it is not me who is hungry :P
Este es mi lugar O_O! This is my spot O_O!
"Oí a mi dueña decir que durmió demasiado. Es eso siquiera posible?"
-My son doesn't eat fish. -With what i can replace it? -With a cat. -The cats love the fish.
What the people see. // What the louse see.
"Descargando ladrido de doberman."
"When you think you been working for 4 hours, but only are 17 minutes."
-But what the...!? -What is happening in my kitchen!? -Look here dude. *Flash* -For what i did come here?
Who say cows can't be cute? Quién dice que las vacas no pueden ser lindas? COMBO x4! Enjoy! Disfruten! :)
"Go, it is in grey now."
"My mom did too much, now all the neighborhood know who i am."
"Don't buy, abduct."
"Tiburosauro Volador."
That's a curious plant :o! Esa es una planta curiosa :o!
"Would you be in charge of the home if your wife wins the triple than you?" Me:
Recuerden seguir trabajando duro :) Remember to keep working hard :) *Working like never before* *Failing like always*
"Your future depends on you." -Ay no...
"It is a hyper intuitive design, the user will not need indications to use it." The user:
"I was saying that something were missing!!!"
Women: -Is it not strange that we live more than men? -Yes, it is very strange. Men:
-What Predator would see, if it follows me:
-I was here first, she can sleeps in the rug.
-I have to go to work Q.Q -No... Q.Q *Work*
Como funciona el proceso de sacarse una selfie. How works the process to take a selfie.
-I don't know if it worth to keep living. -For sure it worth it! -Who say that? *Debt*
"The drops makes the car in front of me look like an angry demon."
-The next time i would make you cry it will be of happiness! -Is there something that this kid doesn't do well? -Human transmutation.
-We can't defeat it!!! It is too powerful!!! -Then we will die fighting!!
✘Single. ✘Married. ✘Is complicated. ✘In a relationship. ✔Waiting for a miracle.
"Day 140 of quarantine, the lizard of my room did domain it chakra."
Me: *I do a fatality to my opponent.* My karate instructor: O_O!
Hagamos una carrera! Let's do a race!
-What cell phone you recommend me? -The GUAUei.
*Any Disney princess sings* The animals: -Dance dude.
"I love how the turtles are 1 second outside of the egg and they already know where to go, and what to do. It been 25 years and i still don't know what happens."
"I don't regret of nothing Karen, of nothing!!!"
-Do we drink some beers? -Yes but easy, tomorrow i have to work. *Five hours later*
When i hear someone say something remotely close to my ideologies: -Join me, and we will complete your training.
5. Escribe una pregunta, usando Por qué?. Por qué? -Escúchame pequeña porquería O_O!
*Me opening the 8th beer in the familiar reunion.* My mom: -Don't you have shame? -Yes, but i hold it.
*The vide of youtube.* *The ad of youtube.*
-You can't buy superpowers. -So you think? Ask batman.
"The only easy in life, is to get fat."
Curious fact: "Because of it great size, a blue whale will never be able to drive a mini cooper."
"I sell a hand fan."
Otra versión del meme :) Another version of the meme :) "Would you be in charge of the house if your wife win the triple than you?" Me:
"No, thanks, i only take bad decisions."
"Me, thinking ways to make money without have to work."
-Can i come in? -Yes, but take out your shoes because i'm cleaning.
"It is only a game, the important is to have fun." Me, when i lose:
"It is now too expensive the whiskas, kitten, from now we eat the same."
*Someone turn back to see.* Me, automatically:
My mom timid but beautiful + My father ugly but sociable = Me, ugly and timid.
-Excuse me. My partner the mosquito will help you. -Is he lawyer too? -I was already a blood sucking parasite, i only needed the briefcase.
"Go out with me to the streets implicates to take care of me a lot if not i get run over."
Women: -Hmmmi don't know which one buy. Men: -There it say shampoo.
Selfie time! Hora de selfie!
"Me, after do 3 squats." -I deserve it.
-Why it is emply? O_O!
Si lo hubiera sabido antes :v If i only would know it before :v
"When my dog want to go out but he doesn't want to use the collar."
Original / Falso The ones i can get :v Los que puedo conseguir :v
"Since the hair is not preserved in fossils, we can't discard the possibility that the dinosaurs did look like this."
-How did go the pizza? -Mortal.
I need that kind of problem: "Since 9 years ago recive pizzas he didn't ask for."
Me: -God, send me an angel now. God:
"It will go wrong." "Mathematic"
"I took a photo of my cat watching through the window and accidentally i turn him into an speccy of god."
-The money or the life! -Oh, take my life. -Please. -Wth, take both.
"The youngest are full of energy." Me, every day:
My inner me, controlling me to not say what i think:
Perri O_O!
Queen Bee: -Here i want the new hive... Architect Bee: -Stop joking but it is a lemon... Queen Bee: -Dude i talk in chinese or what? I want it here i said...
-Wait, let's take a photo to our food...
When i put "???" in a conversation, this is exactly my face behind the phone:
Now i understand him. Ahora lo entiendo.
"Mis dos células cerebrales preparándose para tomar una decisión."
-You have the eyes of your dad. -Give me them back, son. -No.
-For real you will keep going down without say bonjour?
"The hairstyle." "The louse."
"Guys you won't belive me."
-Stupid Aquaman!
"How to get a best friend."
-I couldn't go, a problem did appear. *The problem*
"I put a tangerina over my cat and now it is a fried egg."
-Parece que mi hipótesis era correcta. *Hipótesis: No tengo idea, que estoy haciendo?"
-Let's watch a movie. -Ok. -But don't go to sleep. -Nooo haha.
Women opening doors // Men opening doors -Once i tried to open the doors like Rock Lee but i pooped :(
La vida confusa. The life is confusing.
"Me, dreaming i am the mermaid."