Why are you looking at me? I did nothing. Por qué me estas mirando? Yo no hice nada.
@Hibernum in February 2021
La magia de tener amigos que te sigan en tus locuras! The magic to have friends that follows you in your crazy things!
-Hey -What are you doing? -Eh? -Just a poopie. -This is not your house.
"I don't regreet of anything, Karen."
"Tomaré una siesta aquí."
"When i want to die but i got asked for smile for the photo."
-Did you know i used to play the electric triangle?
"If i would get pay for forget things."
"Pierde algo de peso gordito!"
Women: -This blouse has 1 month of use, it's too old i will buy a new one. Men: *1 Month* *6 Month* *2 Years* -A little wash and it last another year haha
"No estoy bloqueando lo vista, yo soy la vista."
-Me, trying to sleep. A fly in my room: -The next song is called bzzbzz.
Error "Everything that could fail, did."
"How beautiful is the moon, i will take a photo." My eyes // My cellphone
Party hard :P
The wonderful of life :P Good monday :) Lo maravilloso de la vida :P Buen lunes :)
-Finalmente termine. -No, no lo hiciste.
That's me at midnight. Este soy yo a medianoche.
*The doorbell of house rings.* My dogs:
My cat every time i turn back. Mi gato cada vez que me doy vuelta.
"Cuando tu vida es demasiado... toma una siesta."
"Elige tu luchador."
That's just amazing! Esto es simplemente asombroso!
-What's up dude? -What's up? -Do you have cellphone or what? -No, dude. -I did install the Whatsapp in the blender.
That's why cats are banned from pirate ships. Este es el porque los gatos están prohibidos en los barcos piratas.
-I need you to be serious. -For real this is very serious.
Only 4 empanaditas before sleep :P Solo 4 empanaditas antes de dormir :P
"I'm sending you secret rays of that i like you, can you notice please?"
Did you see kung fu panda? :P Viste kung fu panda? :P
-I will never forgive you. -Well, i will never forgive you Bart. -It only annoy me even more. -I know.
"When you are short and suddenly see another even shorter than yourself."
-Estoy en casa. -Te extrañe mucho! *trunk* -Yo también te extrañe.
"Las pequeñas voces en mi cabeza siguen diciéndome que consiga mas gatos."
-The news of the country. -Me, quiet, without notice nothing, till i see the memes.
-Thank you for call, hold in the line please. -What a crap music. -Q.Q
"En algún lugar en un universo alternativo."
"Wash your hands after touching money and avoid physical contact with your couple." -What money? What couple? Q.Q
"When you go to a house without ring bell." -Señoraaaa!!! (Mrs)
"Look at me Karen, i learned to do the genkidama."
"When someone ask me for addresses in the city i have been living my whole life."
"Me, watching the results of my humble opinion."
Food art! :o Arte en la comida! :o
-Oh cariño, mira a estos pobres huérfanos. -Voy a tomar a la rata.
Esto no necesita palabras :P This doesn't need words :P
"Me, going late for work." -I'm sorry for being late. -What happened? -Nothing, i just didn't want to come.
"How to face a rainy and cold day..." Quilt + Hot chocolate + Kitttie
"Tuesday, close."
Some men just want to watch the world burn. Algunos hombres solo quieren ver el mundo arder.
-Hey, what about this one? It's cute and friendly. -You will not want him, he is not very smart. -It is not ok that you say that about the dog. -I was warning the dog about you.
Sooner or later they grow up :P Tarde o temprano ellos crecen :P
-Sara, do you know to change a tire? -Obviously i do, i did study psychology. -But to be able to change it, it must want to change.
My artists friends: * exist * Me: -I am your fan.
"I sell baby hippopotamus, if you don't know about hippopotamus, don't make an opinion and keep moving ..."
"My life falling in pieces." "Me, doing jokes constantly about it."
-Finish him! -Please, don't kill me Sheeva! -Why i should not kill you? -Because i love you. -Awwww i do too subzero. -As a friend! *FRIENDZONE*
"Me, not assisting to my online class because you can't use cellphone in class."
"When you did get used that everything goes wrong for you."
Sleep late // Wake up early
-3 hours washing it! It is perfect... *34 pigeons likes it*
-Necesito ayuda para deshacerme de un cuerpo. -Conozco a un tipo. -El se hará cargo de eso... -Jodido gato, lo juro por Dios.
*The alarm start ringing.* Me, dreaming that i did went out of bed and i'm doing my daily activities.
-I don't bring bad luck. -Usually i bring happiness. -But the life needs equilibrium.
-Me: I feel bad, i ate too much. -Do you want dessert? -Me: Yep.
-Me, with a simpsons reference. -An adult normal conversation.
"Do not surrender, someday you will lift the belly."
"I will spend my money, anyways we don't know if tomorrow we gonna be alive." Me, very alive and without money at the next day: -It can't be, what i have done Q.Q
"Karen, buy me this, i'm fed up that you give me Whiskas."
Incorrecto - Correcto Yo
*My mom watching everything i publish.* -Why i didn't use protection?
-I hate to be a box! -Everyone only cares for what i have inside... :( :D
"Never stop dreaming." -Freddy Krueger
-Hi, do you have 20 euros? -In what a turtle spend money on? -Turtles stuff.
"Como hacer biscuits." -Primero, amasar la masa. -Seguir amasando. -Amasar mas. -No pares. -PARA.
"Alcohol... because none of the good stories did started with bottles of milk."
"My art in the coffee today is a cat launching a nuclear bomb."
"Choose dude, do you want to be seen or not?"
"There are 6 movies of Terminator that confirm that it is a very bad idea." "Scientists create a liquid metal <programmable>"
Spiderman is the real hero! El hombre araña es el verdadero héroe!
"The butterfly of my stomach when i see you."
-The owner imitating how the dog did cough to explain you. *The veterinarian* *The receptionist*
Black cats :3 Gatos negros :3
"When the math teacher say: Let's suppose that Juan bought 2000 oranges..." My mind:
"Mmmm, estoy impresionado con su manejo de los cables."
"When your son tell you that he want to be political, and you found him stealing your wallet." -Look at that potencial.