@Hibernum in February 2021

Physics: *Exist* Cats:

"I thought it was a broken chair."

How my brain works: "Leave the song of Pokemon, the dialogues of the Simpsons and erase how to divide by two digits"

-When you just took a taxi. -And the bus pass empty.

-Want a bag? -No, i will put all of this in my pocket.

-Smoke -Paint -Solvent -Gas -Radioactivity -Mortal Virus

"Please, wait before open the door. There could be a person inside and that person could be you. (And it could generate a parody space-temporal that will destroy the universe!)." -Dude don't scare me O_O

"Listen to sad music to feel you good is better because negative plus negative is equal positive" -It is science Morty.

"After do exercise put ice where it hurts."

"If i were an statue."

I loved this cat so much! I needed to show it to everyone :3

-We have to see for do something... -Yeah sure sure, we will meet later.

-Dear, did i use too much makeup? -It depends, are you going with your friends or you think to kill batman?

"I get lost in your gaze but i get lost in the Carrefour too, so don't get excited"

When the rain goes: "Come back, Willie still loves you"

-Naturaleza: Crea un pez con una toxina mortífera de la cual no se conoce antídoto para que pelee con sus predadores. Humanos: *-*

-Las montañas están vivas -Ellas están vivas O_O

-When your reaction is of the monkey, you will live better. -Me.

-Harry, bring me a hamburger and fries. -That's my order. -Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix.

-Insecticide was created in 1932. -People on 1931:

"I don't regret of nothing, Karen, of nothing."

-When your friend name is "IVANA" but you call her "ANA" so you can save up the "IVA" -Businessman

-Oh, do you mind if i eat a cookie? -You won't as long i am here. -Hey, they are only cookies, it is not like they were real. -And what do you know about being real? -... -...Nothing...

"I was practicing yoga all my life without know."

"If you did have a bad day, i leave you this seal with his little seal doll."

"The van of Karen."

-Profile photo. -Me in real life. -When someone take me a photo without notice.

"When someone ask you how is the weather in your city."

Capybaras are the most friendly creatures :) Los carpinchos son las criaturas mas amigables :)

-My boss: You are fired. -Me: *Pause Netflix* Why?

"The soap of the music teacher."

"Imagine born in England and miss things like this."

It must work right? Esto debe funcionar no cierto?

"When i take the cellphone for something and i end up watching memes for 4 hours." -What i was here for...?

*3 seconds after close the door* -Me: Did i close the door? -My brain:

-What is he doing? He looks bored. -I will give some flavor to his life. -Crazy cat!

-Taxiii!!! -Ms!!!

-Games before launch. -Games after launch.

Cuando me llaman y estoy durmiendo: When someone call me and i'm sleeping: -Lost call -43 Lost calls

My photos laughing: -Spetative -Reality

-Please don't let the cat go. -No matter what the cat say.

-She looks like aunt Isabella. -Did you hear that? Aunt Isabella, i will marry Phineas. -Or Ferb.

-Me, trying to not stay till dawn in Noise: -Me -Memes

"When you just wake up and take your phone to see the notifications."

"When you dedicated your whole life building the pyramids and the aliens gets the credit."

Yo cocinando. Me cooking.

-Do you use that scythe to kill people? -Oh no, i use it as cane. -I have a bad knee, look. -Ignore the socks.

Cuando tus padres no te enseñaron nada bueno: When your parents didn't teach you anything good: "Homer you are dumb as an stone and ugly as a blasphemy, if an stranger offer to take you, you take it!"

-Excuse me Fa Mulan lives here? -... -Enlist me for the next war.

Cats... Gatos...

-What you doing here? You are extinct. -If i was be extinct, could i be able to do this?

-Never let the printer know that you are hurry. -Printers can smell the fear.

-Hi, how are you? -Fine doctor, thanks. -Then get out of my consulting room.

"When the nap gets out of your control."

"What is transcend? It is have the certain that your simple existence did impact lovingly to everyone around you."

Coffee Cat :o

-The plane won't be repaired till the penguins take our demands. -Now... incapacity for maternity. -For maternity? -*Looks down the table* -But you are male.

"The people that takes more than 2 minutes in the ATM."

"Dejame amarte!"

"Deseo un millón mas de deseos."

:3

No debería comprar cosas inútiles pero... I should not buy useless things but...

"Ungratefuls, I only wanted to help."

"The most beautiful things of person are never physical things."

Should i take a nap? Yeah, why not? :P Debería tomar una siesta? Si, por qué no? :P

:o

"This dog is able to sniff people that waste time watching memes."

-So your cat is gossip? -My cat:

"Get out of the keyboard."

-How you see the ones with 15 years old when you have 10. -How you see the ones with 15 years old when you have 15. -How you see the ones with 15 years old when you have 20.

-I bring icecream. -And i have a selfie stick. -Perfect. "Empathy is understand the limitations of others."

-The game of love. -Me, preparing the strategy to win. -Your heart.

-Morales, again late, what happened now? -You won't believe it... -Crap.

Vamos afuera que esta hermoso... Let's go outside that it's beautiful...

-I know you are tired, i am too but please don't surrender. -Take this flower, you can do it :)

-Padre, estoy listo para la caza. -Hijo, no hay necesidad que caces. -Pero padre, por qué mi hermano continua cazando? -El gato solo es un idiota. -Yo soy el Dios de la Muerte.

-My glasses, i can't see. -My glasses, i can't be seen without them. -Sparks! Everything is dark, i'm blind!

"Malo hasta los huesos" -Oh no... -He sido atrapado... -En geometría abstracta. "Por la eternidad y lo que sea que venga después."

-Will bloom up soon. -And it will be hard to imagine that before was nothing there.

-Me, speaking english in an imaginary interview . -When i get asked for participate in the english class.

Cuando te preguntan como vas a pasar tu San Valentin: When someone ask you how you gonna pass your San Valentin: -Are you ready for not receive anything in San Valentin? -Yes sir, we are ready.

"You are not even watching the movie." Me: For sure i am.

"Unlocked Achievement." "You learned to live with insomnio."

El retrato perfecto. The perfect portrait.

"No mires tu reloj, te estoy diciendo que es hora de cenar!"

-White Knight was killed by one of us. -Yellow Knight looks suspicious. -I agree with Red Knight. -Red? -Ah! -Haha

Cuando las hormigas encuentran el bicho que mataste. When the ants found the bug you killed.

-I can't wait to being an adult.

"I did hear you opened a bag, yes i want."

-The balloon explode. -I have the pieces. -I have the air.

Wednesday: It only remains 2 days and 35 years to get retire.

Este soy yo jugando cualquier juego: That's me playing any game: "Son, are you winning?"

"Sometimes i think there is a monster living in my stomach, and that's why i'm hungry all the time."

"Qué parte de meow no entendes?"

-Everything i touch perish Q.Q -Hey, Dinkleberg, won't you congrats my wife by shaking her hand?

-Smithers how are going the reactions of my last meme? -They rises majestically sir.

"Yendo al trabajo? Pero tu trabajo es cuidar de mí!"

Sigue mirando la habitación... Keep looking the room...

"When you have no more money, but you have lots of faith."

-When i grow up i will help the people. -Now disconnect the modem... Ms the modem, not the tv.

-I'm hot. -Perfect.

-Tu no eres mi jefe! -Solo bromeaba! Si, tu lo eres. *-*

"Don't enter with mouth and nose."

"Cuando eres un demonio infernal eternamente avivando el fuego del foso, pero también te gustan los vestidos bonitos."

"My friends all gray, i giving color to their lives with my silly stuff."

"She send me to find you, your mom is very angry."

"If you can not cover the crime scene, pretend to be the victim."

Me at night: I have 5 hours, 22 minutes, 45 seconds to sleep, if i fall sleep in 3 minutes.

-Muriel Bagge, you are under arrest for steal the diamond of the grandma. -Official, it must be an error. -There is no error. -Hahahahahaha! -You see, there you going with the diamond.

-María leave the kid play with his cousins... -José get over it.

"When people say aww she looks like the the grandpa."

-Do you remember when i did say i would try to eat more healthy? -I lied.

"When you having an incredible time with the gift, but it wasn't for you."

"Full inventory" "Do you want to discard something?"

When i get asked for my Curriculum Vitae: Please, help me.

"El arco iris te guiará a la felicidad." "The rainbow will guide you to the happiness."

-Estas enfermo? -Eso esta muy mal, tengo hambre.

"Me as kid." -Today i jumped from the third floor of my house and i'm like new, and i even do it again. "Me as adult." -I did sleep bad last night, now everything hurts, i don't worth anymore.

"Let's work because the unnecessary things doesn't buy by themself."

-This companies of mega success did started in a garage... What's your excuse? -I don't have garage.

"Me, waking up and sleeping over again with the alarms i did put every 5 mins."

-People asking me "so tell me more about you?" -I like naps Q.Q

"Any mechanic that can help me? I can't stop this feelings to publish silly stuff."

"Mio, mio, mio mio!!!"

"I did have a long day... i'm small and i have no money, imagine the stress i have."

Why you are like that? Por qué eres así?

"If you think your job is boring, remember she is life guard of olympic swimmers."

Man down, i repeat, man down! Hombre caído, repito hombre caído!

-I am stealth. -Practically invisible. -Like a tiger after its prey.

-You work a lot, you must earn a lot. -Me...

That's a fair warning. Esa es una advertencia justa.

-Esta muerto? -Mejor caminamos en su cara para averiguarlo.

-Patricio, you live 400 meters away from the hotel, why you want to host here? -Sometimes i need to be away from everything.

Context (Love = Amor) -The love is a monster i been escaping for years. -But i can't escape forever. -Today it finally catch me. -Aaaww, what a beautiful metaphor. -Which metaphor?

*I turn off the ventilator for 5 minutes* The mosquitoes: Screwed

"My sister angry // Me, bothering her even more."

Redbull give you wings! Redbull te da alas!

"This is Marleny, the mammoth that publish things for me while i sleep."

"El tiempo puede ser cruel" 1 mes de vida // 1 año de vida

"Ay, a mosquito!"

-My friend crossing the street like he was immortal. -Me, very worry but following him.

"My psychological tell me that feel something bad is going to happen is called anxiety and not arachnic sense."

Me as kid: Vilma is silly, how she can lost her glasses everyday? Me right now:

*My new work parner* -Me: I used to be like you, happy and full of life.

-Me: Till i don't see it, i don't believe it. -Me, seeing it: *I can't believe it.*

-I need you to have all the chickens clean and ready for tonight official's reception. -The chickens are ready, sir. -Bathed and dress up for the dinner.

Plants in the street: "Mmm, concrete, so comfortable." House Plants: "Is it water from the faucet? I'm allergic."

-Are you sometimes feel that you wasting your life? -Only when i'm awake.

*The food give you energy* Me, after eat:

Cuando encuentras a alguien haciendo lo mismo que vos: When you find someone doing the same as you: -I'm starving. -Not so fast, cheap copies! -Cheap, your clothes.

-The animals adapt to the enviroment around them. -Animals in Latin America:

Cuando las cosas van mal: When things goes wrong: My brother // Me... Mom

"Why to waste money on lawn mowers? If you can use a vegan."

So what you like to publish?... Entonces que te gusta publicar?...

Cuando amas los gatos y los carpinchos: When you love the cats and the capybaras:

El libro del gato: Cat's book:

So how you deal with your problems? Entonces como lidias a tus problemas?

-Crap Williams! Stop playing video games at work. -Give me a second, i have to beat this boss. -Ready, i'm back.

-You are stressed. -Stressed by imaginary problems. -You have to focus on the reality, dude.

-Everyone tell me to not do that. *That* // *Me*

A veces el amor duele: Sometimes the love hurts:

Cuando estas de vacaciones: When you are in holidays: "Ah, the happiness to live without a future."

Nobody: Egyptians: -What a good place to put few triangles. -Yes.

Men: How dramatic are the women. Men losing at a video games at 2AM:

Me: Today i will not stress and i will let everything flow. My day flowing:

Hello Kittie + Shingeki no Kyojin

-Me, after an emotional turn down. -You are a rockstar.

"When you get invited for 2 beers and come back at 7 AM." -Those bastards lied to me.

Just look at them :3 Solo míralos :3

"When i wake up at night to drink water and the things goes a bit out of control."

"If you did upload a story and i saw it in 15 seconds is because i'm studying."

"Press the clutch, leave it slowly, and accelerate." *The auto turns off.*

Me: -Mom, Where are you? I am in the soap corridor. Mom: -We are in the house already. Mom: -We did forget you were with us. Mom: -Your father is going for you. Me: -Q.Q

-Te amo. -Ahh, aléjate de mí!

-My psychologic: We all have an animal inside of us. Me: -The vizcacha, the animal that always seem to be tired, disappointed and needed...

"Cuando tienes un gato viejo y uno mucho mucho mas joven."

"Crap again i did wake up tired, i don't not even worth for sleep."

"Offers in Chernobyl :v" "Pig Wings"

-Did he born yet? -No! -He only went out for the photo, we did put him back again.

Oh no, where is it? O_O! Oh no, donde esta? O_O!

-Pero, qué?...

Modo invierno - Modo Verano

Father: -One day, son, you will reign all this. Son: -As a leader chosen by democracy? Father: -Benevolent dictator, in fact. Son: -What is about the will of the people? Father: -They will obey or you gonna eat them. Son: -Brutal.

"If i could have a superpower i would choose, to know what to say to people that are sad."

-Is it possible to make fries and not eat them before serve them? -No, mister Simpson, no one can.

"Como poner un gato en una caja." 1_ Intentar. 2_ Intentar de nuevo. 3_ Renunciar. 4_ Esperar.

-Hey, it was a cool dream. -What dream? -The recent one! About...

Me: I will stop publishing silly stuff. *10 seconds later.*

"Cuando tomas ambos gatos." -Esto fue una equivocación.

The ultimate solution! La solución definitiva!

"Are you stressed?" Me: -No. Disfruten su finde :) Enjoy your weekend :)

-You been playing for 10 hours. -Nooo!! -Ahh! Sssssss...

-Me gustan las caminatas largas en la playa. -Me gustan las caminatas cortas en el humano.

-I did something bad. -Does it affect me? -No. -Then suffer in silence.

"I love this saturdays of laziness."

11 PM: O_O 2 AM: O_O 4 AM: O_O 8 minutes before the alarm ring.

-Am i ugly? :( -Look yourself, you are horrifying. Yes. -But that's a good thing. When you are ugly and someone loves you, you know that he loves you for what you are. -Well, I'm definitely i'm thankful to be ugly. *-*

"Go to the gym and after eat an empanada, there reside the balance, what i call the gym and the ñam."

"The logic of a dog." -I will be back in 20 minutes. -Well... He is gone forever. -Only 1 thing left to do. -Destroy everything.

"Nothing like a good debt to take care of the work."