The Autistic Manchildren Gamer

The Autistic Manchild Gamer got very excited. His noVideo PooForce 9998GTX finally arrived. Despite he is less useful to the economy than a hailstorm, he was able to save the money (2999 American Roubles) to buy the video card. He had to live on boiled potato for 6 months to be able to pay for it, so he increased his weight with another 20 kilograms. But it was worth it. The PooForce 9998GTX was faster than the 9997GTX by at least 30%. This had a big impact on the Autistic Manchild Gamer's life later on.

The Autistic Manchild Gamer got the news about games from professionally marketed influencers on social media. He was not just a random person who plays games, he was only playing these class of games, to ensure, he only gets the most quality video games in existence. He looked down on everyone, who were playing other types of games. The hottest trend was Elysium Grinder Redemption 3000, which was a 250 GByte WASD flyby pew pew techdemo with unskippable 10 minute long kino movies about the evil Zhrutnik empire enslaving the glorious Gugols, marketed as a video game. He knew, if he can finally see the New Volumetric Grass Rendering Technology with the AI accelerated upscaling and anti-aliasing algorithm, his life will enter to a new stage. Despite he failed the IT class numerous times in elementary, because he was not able to tell files apart from directories, and failed to understand the difference between Windows and the CPU, he became a self appointed tech expert. After all, playing video games and reading random articles about them makes someone a graphics programming expert. Even engaged in forum raids with his friends using his unbeatable intellectuel, to show the true path of the New Volumetric Grass Rendering Technology to the retarded masses who needed to realize the power of his true knowledge. And now, the new 9998GTX was in his hands, and now he can finally play the new Elysium Grinder Redemption 3000 in 3840 x 2160, to have the new life changing moment of his life. To experience the new paradigm.

When he dragged his gargantuan body to open the box, he almost fainted in the process, but gathered all of his strength to cut the tapes open, as he was heavily breathing from the strenuous movements. Finally the glorious 9998GTX appeared in his sweaty hands. He tried not to drool on the card, as his heart started racing once again, after he saw the twenty five centimeters of plastic fan casing. He put the card into his computer. The moments of exstasis! The fan was lighting up in purple, red and green colors as it was spinning, bringing some christmas wibes to the sight of his room. He installed the graphics drivers, rebooted the computer, and he was reached the mouse to try the Elysium Grinder Redemption 3000. He deserved this card. After all, he was autistic. And manchild. And gamer. The dream of his life finally came true.

When he double clicked on the icon of the game, something was odd. The New Volumetric Grass Rendering Technology didn't seemed to be active. He pushed his eyes a few centimeters away from the monitor, to see, if the technology is indeed disabled, or not. A normal person would have needed a magnifying glass and half hours of meditation to be able to tell, if the new rendering technology is active, he needed only a couple of minutes. The technology was indeed disabled. The graphics was the same as on his old GPU. After minutes of desperate search, it turned out, the version of 9998GTX he bought, doesn't supports the New Volumetric Grass Rendering Technology, because he bought the 32 GB version instead of the 64 GB version.

The Autistic Manchild Gamer was standing in front of his new useless toy, like Jesus was standing below the cross (wearing nothing, only his underwear). He was speachless. The ecstasis of enjoying the New Volumetric Grass Rendering Technology was missed. Feelings like anger, hatered, and sorrow were started to circulate in him. Now he was hating the world more than two minutes before. He started to scream. His voice was quite similar to a slaughtered pig. Even the windows of his home were resonating from the scary grunting. It was impossible to assemble his voice into words. Except for one thing: the curse he spelled on noVideo.

He fainted afterwards. When the life returned to him, he dragged himself in front of his computer. His fingers were trembling from the shock and horror he just had to go through, so it took a while to open forums and social media sites. He noticed a lot of people who were unable to experience the New Volumetric Grass Rendering Technology just as him (autistic, manchild, and gamer). An online campaign was directed against noVideo, and he decided to join to the troops. noVideo the scammer company must be exposed, and they needed an expert just like him. He decided to take the things into his own hands, and he decided to organize an offline protest at the headquarters of noVideo.

He realized he have to dress up, before he heads to the protest. His shelf barely had any clothes. The suit he wore on his high school graduation ceremony, some old socks with holes on them... Then his eyes got stuck on an anime schoolgirl cosplay uniform. He knew what he had to do.

He never had the courage to wear these clothes previously, but the situation got so serious, it was finally the time to try it out. Despite he was a big hairy grown man, he always identified as a 12 year old girl in the inside after all. He pulled up the anime girl cosplay clothes. It was about 4 sizes smaller than him. His chungus body was flopping out from the grip of the clothes on every sides. But this doesn't mattered any more.

He walked to the bus stop, and traveled to the HQ of noVideo. People despised and a few people even decided to spit on him, but he didn't care any more - he was on a holy mission. He settled in front of noVideo to begin his protest, where he started shouting, just like he was screaming before. No one understood, what he wanted. People were disgusted from him, and the only word they understood from his grunting, and that was the name of noVideo.

Are you amused by the story of the Autistic Manchild Gamer? Then go and became similar like him!

Did you got offended? Awww, then go and take a shower, you disgusting smelly fuck!