My kidney is for sale.

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2 years ago

My little brother was telling me about how a student mistakenly posted porn on their student and teacher's WhatsApp group, the issue raised concerns in the school.

While discussing it, I remembered my high school days. Internet phones were just coming to life, we had Java and Symbian but they were expensive.

I was in SS2 then, and it is hard to forget that day because, despite the punishment that came as a repercussion of what happened, we still joked about it even at the student reunion party.


It was a Friday, we usually don't do lots of work so we are free to use the music room, computer room and other social activities do happen that day. My class chose the computer room and we were given an hour to use the place so that another class can come in there as well.

We weren't much so we all had a system each to ourselves, we all started doing all sorts of things. I was at room corner using Microsoft word to design a flyer, I was so obsessed with it then.

I noticed everyone gathering around a particular student so I stood up to see what was happening, I was hearing moaning sounds so I was like are these guys crazy?


I walked up to them being an assistant head prefect to stop whatever rubbish they were doing, I got there to see them watching porn. I paused for a while because I was lost, it was the first time I was very close to such a video.

I was short of words, I was blown away and what I saw ceased words from coming out of my mount, I dragged a chair and sat to watch. I haven't sat for 30 seconds when I heard someone speak from the window, he said;


I turned round to see who it was and I got the shocker of my life, my mouth was wide open and I knew we were in deep shit.

The student using the system quickly removed the disk and gave it to me to scratch on the wall since I was closer, I asked why. and everyone looked at me with these weird looks.
I could hear the teacher's voice as he was approaching so I scratched the disk on the wall, I was about to give it back when the teacher slammed the door open. "Give it to me and follow me to the staff room" was all he said as he stretched his hand.


I did as he said and we went straight to the staff room, he asked why I scratched the disc on the wall and I didn't have an explanation. He said he has been standing for over 35 seconds and saw us watching porn, I denied it since the disc was scratched.

The other teachers joined the interrogation and the other students were called in, they all denied it as well. The teacher inserted the scratched disc into the system and it played, it stopped exactly at the scene showing a naked endowed lady and most of the teachers screamed;

At that point, we all confessed and I was punished for lying but I was able to clear my name about who brought the disk to school, I was blamed by my mates for not scratching it well but that wouldn't change anything.

I was so fond of Facebook when I was a teenager, I was very active there. I remembered posting that I want to sell one of my kidneys when I discovered it cost 15 million naira, I actually did it for fun but what happened after shocked me.


It happened on a weekend and after Sunday service, I was called out for a special prayer. I was wondering why because I never told my pastor I needed one, the whole church prayed and I remembered them praying that the Lord should touch my heart so I won't take the wrong step in life.

We got home and I was still confused, my mom woke me up at midnight that same day and started preaching to me.


I asked her what was going on and she said our neighbor said I talked about selling my kidney, I started laughing loud that night and she was surprised.

I told her it was just a joke and I wouldn't do that for any reason, she was worried because she knows when I say I will, I will but not in a situation where my life is at stake.

In the morning, I approached the neighbor and warned her not to tell my mom the stuff I share online again, we ended up laughing about everything most especially the part when I was called out for prayer in the church.

Thanks for reading, enjoy the rest of the weekend.

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Hehe when I read the title I'm really shocked George. I couldn't imagine it that I will sell my kidney.

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2 years ago

Lolz, there is really no point in doing that. We might lose ourselves in the process so who spends the money.

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2 years ago

Hehe yes that's true George. 😁 It's danger.

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2 years ago

Sometimes we should one the way we post things on social media because everyone is watching. We may be joking but to the outside world is not the way we saw it to be.

Hmmm...... Thank God that you said the truth by revealing the Student who brought the disc to school.

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2 years ago

You are right about people interpreting information wrongly and we must be careful about the things we share.

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2 years ago

Seeing your published article with its title --made me curious how you end up selling your kidney, George. I really thought that you did.. but I was glad it was only a joke. ^_^

At school way back in College I've seen some of my naughty guy classmates watch that stuff, hehe, in our computer lab subject before the lecture starts, unfortunately they were caught and punished to clean the toilet for a week.

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2 years ago

Oh. . You seem to be mischievous in your earlier days. But good to know you were a perfect onwe time. Could jmagine the position when you were caught red handed by the staff watching porn videos.

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2 years ago

Selling my kidney to buy Bitcoin Cash at this price!

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2 years ago

Lolz, don't do that. Or should? It would be great 🤣

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2 years ago

HAHAHA. Silly, Dee! I had a good laugh with your experience. Too bad I don't something to share.

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2 years ago

I am glad you laughed, thanks for the laughter 🤣

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2 years ago

It happens in my time too, some of my classmates were watching porn in the class cos we have finished exam. I saw it and I left immediately cos I don't want to tarnish my image as the Asst senior prefect, not long to that time, they were caught. They were beaten and suspneded, it was a serious case ooo.

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2 years ago

Thank God you had the power to overlook it because that thing has a strong spirit that can hold you down. The punishment for such act is always serious.

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2 years ago

I thank God cos I can't just imagine if I was caught, my image in that school will be completely tarnished. I am the popular one in that school.

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2 years ago

And seeing the headline I thought you were serious about selling it, I for just plug you in lol. Social media will not be the end of us. And it's funny how people tend to believe whatever we post on the media more than what they really know about us.

As for watching porn in school, Omo, if it was my school ehn, you for use packer empty drainage under the rain.

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2 years ago

Let's secretly do this if you have the link for buyers, just tell me and I get in touch with them. I know some schools wouldn't have taken it lightly.

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2 years ago

Okay. Lemme gat in touch with my dark web friends. I'll get back to you 😋

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2 years ago

Lol 🤣 I thought you really want to sell you kidney I wanted to buy and and eat it ni o Student and crazy stuffs I have experienced such too before but not in school sha

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2 years ago

You really want to eat my kidney, I will give it to you for free.

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2 years ago

Lol 🤣 that's so kind of you my love

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2 years ago

Hahaha, I'm so sorry I have to laugh though I shouldn't. For goodness gracious, dear! And I was looking for the price of the kidney, I'm disappointed that there's none only free laugh. 🤣

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2 years ago

Lolz, I am glad you laugh even though there was no kidney for sale. 🤣

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2 years ago

🤣🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂😂😂 why didn't you scratch it so well too? 😂😂🤣😂 See how they want you to buy what you didn't know about. Students enh...

I watched a video about a lady that was interviewed on what she does for a living and how much she has in her account. She said she has $100,000 and she sold her kidney 😂😂😂🤣. That your neighbour was worried for your mum 🤣🤣😂

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2 years ago

I have seen the video too, I didn't know how to scratch better. I wish I was a DJ then but that neighbor like gbeborun too much.

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2 years ago

😂😂🤣😂😂 we all have neighbours like that who won't mind their own business.

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2 years ago

They need koboko, a spiritual one.

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2 years ago

😂😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣

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2 years ago

Haha, its all your fault buddy🤣

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2 years ago

Lolz, I was involved in everything truly. My bad

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2 years ago

Those age are in peak of naughtiness and curiosity

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2 years ago

Hahaha..😂 Sorry for I can't help myself but laugh for what you did my friend. But I'm hoping that you didn't do it again. As for me, I only got fond of using facebook when I started college because back then, I only had a keypad phone.

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2 years ago

I never tried that again, yes key ad phone was all we had then. I was using Nokia.

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2 years ago

Your mom was very concerned about you, she must be the one who told the pastor. Parents don't joke with things like that, though you acted funny. No one will hear that statement and still thinks you're joking

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2 years ago

Yeah, she told the pastor because she thought the idea must have been influenced by a foul spirit but I was only joking.

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2 years ago

Lol...so your neighbour informed your mother about what you posted on Facebook. Its true mothers are mothers, our any wrong move can make them restless.

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2 years ago

That's right, they are always on the lookout for us. They are a blessing to the world, mothers are great.

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2 years ago

Aww it's really embarrassing to get catched watching porn. That's good that you cleared your name. Actually the teacher have gone through the stage as student. That's why it's impossible to escape of their eyes 🤣🤣

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2 years ago

Lolz, that's true. Every teacher was once a student and they have all done nasty things as kids.

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2 years ago

hahaha, you are so silly posting that you wanted to sell your kidneys, I guess emojis were not yet common at that time.

It was so sweet of that pastor of yours to think you might need help , but poor he,never knowing it was only a joke. that was a very embarrassing incident at school.

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2 years ago

The school incident was really a big mess up because our class was labeled a notorious class after the incident.

The kidney story still makes me laugh till date.

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2 years ago

it's funny indeed and it made me even laugh. your curiosity led you all to that shameful event . but mind you, kids nowadays may have see it without anyone noticing them. most young generations now already had phones which the parents do not strictly manage

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2 years ago