I love him!

I love him! I love him! I love hi.! She said

I asked why she loves him and she explained

I love him because he's so handsome hey!

And if I'm taken for a ransom he'd pay

I love him because he's got six packs

And each time I see him I get this spark

I love him because he's got a private jet

And he doesn't like to see me upset

I love him because he fucks me like a whore

But treats me like I mean the world and more

I love him because he disregards my flaws

And always tells me "Baby I'm all yours"