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How To Be a Professional Ghoster: Basic Guide

**You're probably wondering how to become one of the well-known "Ghosters" in town so here's a piece of friendly advice from a ghosted person.** Oh no. I'm not proud to be ghosted. But because there are a lot of you who are inconsiderate of a person's feelings, I became one. It's not as if I wanted to be in this position, but what can I do? I couldn't control my emotions anymore because you are just so good at acting like I was special to you. My feelings were stronger than my mind that I was brought into a trap. A trap that broke my heart, and tore my sanity apart. You see. Just by ghosting a person, you can already make her life miserable. She will end up questioning her worth. She will lose the confidence she has been building for years that will vanish in an instant because you left her hanging. She will have constant trust issues that even if a person has good intentions for her, she will keep doubting it. She will build walls around her heart so that it won't end up being broken again. **So you want to become a professional ghoster?** Do you want to make those girls' lives depressive? Do you want to make her feel empty and damaged? **Yes?** I see. You are a very cruel and insensitive man who doesn't care about anyone but himself. You probably don't have sisters, but I'm sure you have a mother who brought you into this world. **But who cares, right?** Because the more girls you can ghost, the higher the man you think about yourself. Alright then. **Let's proceed**. Here's a step-by-step procedure on how to become a professional ghoster. Make sure to follow each step correctly so you will be successful on your mission. **Step 1: Pick your victim.** Of course, you have to pick who will be your victim. Perhaps, you want to choose that new-found friend of your friend because she looks pretty in your eyes. Or you want to victimize your classmate who just broken up with her boyfriend. Maybe, you want to ghost that sexy, cute girl who lives next to your house. Or that girl who has a crush on you is the best choice. It can be anyone you like. Whoever it will be, best of luck to her. **Step 2: Get to know your victim.** Now, here's where you need to exert some effort. Get to know that chosen girl. In order to do that, you have to know her full name, get her number, add her on Facebook, and start asking some important things about her. Lucky you if that chosen girl is your friend's friend because you will have an acquaintance in ghosting her. Make sure that you look trustworthy in her eyes that she will never doubt whatever is your motive in getting to know her. **Step 3: Earn her trust.** So you are now friends on Facebook and talking on Messenger? **Great job!** Now, you have to totally earn her trust. Before she wakes up (This is important. You need to know what time she wakes up.), you need to send her Good Morning greetings. Don't forget to tell her to eat her breakfast right away because it's the most important meal of the day. Be consistent in asking her if she has already eaten. Tag her in memes because it will make her think that she's the first person you thought of the moment you saw that funny meme. Once you make her laugh, that's an added point for you. Oh, don't forget to have an endearment in every message you send. Always be caring about her. Ask her where she is, who she's with, or if she's already at home. Make sure to also update her of your happenings even if she's not asking for it. Trust me, she's waiting for your report. Bring up some random cheesy pick-up lines whenever you're chatting with her. Greet her Good night at the end of the day. You need to be consistent in the next 21 days so that she gets used to talking with you. **Step 4: Go out on a "friendly date" with your victim.** Oh come on, be a gentleman this time. Ask her to go out to eat dinner or just some snacks. Pick her up in her house. Compliment how amazing she is. Ask her if she knows a good place to eat and if she recommends one, make sure to go there because it's probably her favorite restaurant. Don't forget to bring some cash with you because the bill will be on your account. It's your first and last date with your victim so make it memorable. Don't make it look awkward. Always bring up some topic to talk about to break the ice. After eating, ask her if she wants to go somewhere else. If not, then drop her home safe. Appreciate the night she spent with you and thank her for her time. **Step 5: Ignore her.** After dropping her at her house, she'll probably send you a message thanking you for the dinner date. Well, here's the last step, ignore her text. Don't ever reply to that message. The next day, she'll probably chat with you again, but still, don't give a response. Better yet, block her so she won't have access to you. **There you go. That's only 5 steps but I assure you, it will work just fine.** `Author's Note:` `I'm not promoting "Ghosting" here. Personally, I've been a victim of ghosting that I've cried buckets every night asking, "What is wrong with me?" I put my message in a sarcastic manner in this article. I hope you got it.🤣🤣👻`

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