The Only Fertilizer Formula You Will Ever Need

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4 years ago

Decontour intended to come up with a formula for cheap, and highly effective fertilizer that would be made of ingredients every household has, for most of the time. After numerous partial successes, we have decided to go “all-in” by following our inner voices that claimed we were on the verge of a breakthrough. Our inner voices were right.

The breakthrough has been achieved, and now, it is our turn to share the gift of knowledge with every gardener who refuses to poison him/herself and his/her family by treating plants with poisonous chemicals (such as fertilizers).


Why?

Our motives are simple! To preserve your money, and enhance your health! You see, health is like the air-temperature. It rarely stagnates! Most of the time it is improving or adulterating.

"Man is what he eats" Ludwig Feuerbach, therefore, if we eat poison, we become poisonous. Our body-cells begin to decay. When the damage becomes obvious, "it is already too late".

Fortunately, you are going to receive our simple but ultimately-effective-fertilizer formula, thanks to which our tomato plants have grown taller than 230 centimeters. Soon, we are going to provide pictures-proofs. We are still waiting for "fruits" to mature (at the moment, they are still green and growing).


Formula

We have used the following ingredients: eggshells, banana peels, and young nettle plants. THAT IS ALL, FOLKS!

For growth, most plants need nitrogen, phosphorus, potassium, and calcium.

Calcium is being derived out of eggshells, potassium and phosphorus are being derived from banana peels, and nitrogen from young nettle plants!

Banana peels are also the favorite snack of earth(red) worms that are the best producers of ph-neutral compost!

Some plants (such as onions) do not like nettles, so you can replace them with birch tree leaves or young birch tree branches! If however, you want to additionally tune the formula, find and cut young willow-tree branches to small pieces. They are great for the expansion of roots.


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