@Daria 7 January 2022

How to Become Rich and Famous Hey, how is it going? I woke up some hours ago without knowing what to write but I decided to start writing anyways. I have no idea what to do but I'm going to tell you how my morning is going so far. I took some meat out of the freezer and defrosted it now I'm cooking it on fire. There is a certain part of the meat that takes a long time before it is well cooked. So, I have to put it on fire and cook it for a long time. This will require a lot of monitoring, I have to make sure that the water in the meat does not get dried up and keep topping it up frequently. While I'm doing that I, also have to work as I work from home. My work takes a lot of time from me and makes it hard for me to do any other thing, but I have to find a way take care of my personal business while I'm home. Moving on... **Beware**! What you are about to read is sense that makes no sense. It is the sense in nonsense but you may learn a thing or nothing from it lol So yesterday, I had this very weird and crazy thought in my head and I decided to share with you guys. Non of what I'm about to share is feasible (I think) and it is not an advice (obviously). So, don't take it seriously. Have fun reading. Meanwhile, check out my awesome sponsors @BCH_LOVER @Lhes @Jay997 @McJulez Now, I'm going to give you the step by step guide on how to become wealthy and influencial. Think of a company you know that makes a lot of money . Walk into that company, go straight to the boss's office and sit on the bosses chair. Now, that chair belongs to you and that office belongs to you. Congratulations you are now a boss. You may notice people asking you weird questions like who are you and what are you doing here? You can either ignore them or fire them. You don't want anybody around you who is not in support of your progress. If any strange person comes to you telling you to leave their office, call the police and report that harassment. The police may ask you to prove that you're the boss or an employee. Fret not. They may arrest you, but when you get to the station, take the police officers job and arrest him instead. If the divisional police officer (DPO) comes after you, seize his uniform and rusty gun. Remember to give the uniform to your tailor for amendments before putting it on. The local government chairman might actually come to see you or send for you. Congratulations, you're becoming a local celebrity. As the DPO, you have the backing of all the police officers. So, can use some force to take over as the local government chairman. You can decide to commission a new house for yourself or even a borehole in your living room if you feel like it; you're the boss. You might be a boss but why stop there? Go straight into the governors office and take your position on his/her throne. Make deals, sign budgets, allocate funds, your excellency. Just have fun but when things start to get boring, walk into the national assembly and take a seat, give your opinions on topics, you're now a senator. This is all good and interesting but what settle for less. Trav straight to the presidential villa, lock him or her outside and throw down their clothes through the window (except the really expensive ones). Call for a presidential conference and address all your subordinates after which you address the country. Host your own Olympics where you'll win gold at all sports, organise your own book of World records where you'll also win all the good records. There's nothing stopping you now, the world is your oyster... until you wake up from this stupid dream With these few points of mine, I hope I have been able to convince you and not confuse you about the best and easiest method to make money and be the president. If you liked or didn't like what you read, still SUBSCRIBE and leave a COMMENT haha