What a fresh morning...birds chirping already and somebody just turned the brightness up. Guess it's the time to lick my pal. Let's find my way to the bed. Why is my tail still so inactive, fist I will quickly shake myself to get the momentum going. All set now, lets get in bed, I will sniff heavily to let him know and tail swing should be firm. Where is his face? Can't find it.......here it is....hello there mate lick lick. Why are you so lazy? Comeee on get up, it's time to go out. Put your hands on me. Pat me for being so good always, I am a sweetie. There you go. Rub my belly. Make me feel nice and being loved. I am your all time guard and since you are finally moving in bed now, take me out please for you might be flexible but I have a strict bathroom schedule and also, I need fresh air, I am not a sick ass like you.
Nice walk it was. Grabbed a stick on my way back. It was nice meeting poodle but her buddy is not as nice as mine. I need some more pats and now you can feed me too my stomach is being emptied and its 8o'clock already. Aaah he is back again, irritating newspaper guy, he might harm my family with that newspaper he's gonna throw anytime in 1, 2, 3 and let's bark..Let's bark in chorus. I am kind of introvert though but doggos in neighbor can take part for this barking chorus as established by our rich DOGOCULTURE. Finally he is away now all of the family members can reach out to me in order they get up and give me more pats and love for this act of bravery. I will lie down for a bit as its a harsh day and I need to get up to whine and make funny sounds when my mate's father goes for work.
HAHA whining was fun today now I will just sleep as everyone is busy already plus I hate sun, my single costume is too much for this hot weather.....ughhhh why am I always feeling hot. Let's get in the cozy area near source of cold weather....there it is my favorite spot and fan together.
Noon has already passed. No more overhead sun. Lets go out in the yard. Who is that on the street? Heyyyyyy don't get this close to my house bark bark bark harrrrgggghhhhhh. Phewww we are safe now.
Where is mate? I need belly rubs. He might be missing me now. Hey there....I know you missed me. Your hands hurt I guess. Get them off your laptop and feel my nice hair. They are so silky and will cure you. Hey why aren't you listening to me? Your work can wait plus you are already tired. Poke Poke. My nice nose made him put his hands on me now I am gonnna need his eyes on me. This isn't full attention. Weapon whining deployed. There you go. Okay enough of rubbing now I will lie by your side on this cool floor and soon you should be taking me out.
EVEEEEEEEEENING yay. I need my tail to play along. Lets jump on him. I need to walk. I am getting fluffier and unhealthy. Look my tummy is too fat to land a sexy bitch. Take me out. You too aren't healthy enough too. You need to walk. There it is, my leash. Put it around my neck gently lets go out. Wow....fresh air...lots of it. There it is, pooping spot. Oh what's this smell? Someone new in my area. Let's mark this pole. Oh another one. Let's mark this tooo. Now my territory is reclaimed. Hey mate are you enjoying?? I hope you are. Can you buy me some snack? Icecream maybe? Or chocolate. Thankyou so much.
Back home. I will wait for dinner. Wow mate's pops is back. Let's bark on car in excitement. Leave my way. He is almost out and I am gonna jump now. Nice clothes they should have my paws marked on them. Pat me please. WOWWWWWWW<3
Dinner time finally. I wish he got me something tasty. Non-veg maybe. Wow this smells good. Feed me with hands please. You always do so. Thanks buddy, you are a all time great. Your efforts are crazy. Now I am done here. Where is my comfort zone, my cushion. I need to stretch. A tough day after all. Thankyou god for bestowing in me a hell lot of strength for protecting this family and so far, I have succeeded with flying colors, I offer Z level security after all. Now I will just sleep. I might feel lonely mate. Please be there in dreams. If I find you there, I am gonna thank with abrupt body motions. Watch me while I sleep. Please rub my belly till I go to the other world. Goodnight.
Thankyou for reading. Lots of love for the awesome parents out there. Your dogooos are proud of you <3<3<3<3.