Animal Talk

The cat says that he generally buries his faeces, because he does not want men to find out what he eats that keeps him so agile.

The dog says that it is not all those who have buttocks know how to sit well.

The dog says that the man whom he had asked to buy a chair for him should return the money, for he has now gotten used to squatting on the floor.

The dog the dog says receives so much compliments on account of his teeth, Yet he never uses a toothbrush or chewing sticks.

The dog says he knows why he follows a pot bellied man: if he does not pass some out, he will throw up some.

It is the goat that cries out loudest for food which gets the other goats also fed.

The goat says that it is not wise to idle away, hence he chews the cod of even the meal he ate the previous day-just to keep busy.

The he goat says that sacrifices should be offered to the gods for his life, not for his growth; for it is only a living animal that can grow.

The cow says that he only voluntarily follows the man dragging him by the rope, if he refused to follow, surely the man could not forcefully carry him!

A cow thief stealing an unknown cow could easily drag the beast to its owner's house.

The cock says that he crows for men who have to wake up early (for their various appointments); As for him, he has no place in particular to go.

The cock says he's so sorry for men who have to pay the bride-price to get wives; In his own kingdom,it's simply a matter of the ability to run.

Asked why after dismounting from a sexual act he often does a zigzag, side step dance with outstretched wings, The cock answer is that if he does not play such fun games after sex, others might get the impression that he performs the act out of spite.

The deer in The Hunter's trap says that he cries so that other animals may hear, not that the hunter will let go!

The bushrat say that the hunter should indicate which animal he wishes to hunt, For he has a health ailment and does not wish to be involved unnecessarily in a race for life.

The squirrel says that rather than become venison for an old woman's pot, he would run the race of his life.

The shrew says that he simply peeped at the medicine horn in his grandfather's room and his lips grew long; What might have happened had he actually blown the horn.

Because all lizards lie prostrate we do not know which has a tummy ache.

The frog says he does not run in the mid day sun in vain: if he is not chasing something, something must be chasing him.

Tortoise says that the fact he has a short penis, should not constitute a licence for another to take his wife.

The tortoise says he gets blamed for every cunning act of Man, Although he is slow in movement and incapable of talking.

The housefly says that what baffles him is the fart that originates from above.

The cockroach says that he does not expect any justice for himself in a court presided over by a hen.

The snake says that it is interesting that men often liken him to a rope or string; but they never use him, dead or alive, for tying anything!

The snake wonders why it is that whenever a woman sees him in her room, she immediately remembers the name of her husband!

Hope you enjoyed todays animal talk and a thing or two from it.