"Love is like a pizza - it's messy, cheesy, and makes you feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Just like how you can't have too much cheese on a pizza, you can't have too much love in your life. And just as a good pizza can fix a bad day, a good partner can fix... well, almost anything (except maybe a bad haircut).

So, if you're feeling saucy, go ahead and spread the love around! And remember, a slice of love is always better than a whole pie of loneliness.