Einstein once boarded a train. The ticket checker came and asked for the ticket but Einstein could not find where he kept the ticket. The ticket checker recognized Einstein and said, ‘Professor, you don’t have to look anymore. I know you must have bought a ticket. ' Einstein said busy; ‘No, no, must find; If I didn't get it, I wouldn't know where I was going! '
Einstein was once asked to come up with a mathematical formula for success. He said, "X + Y + Z = A, where X = work, Y = sports and A = success." And what does Z mean? ” He was asked again. "Keep your mouth shut," Einstein replied.
A colleague once asked Einstein for his telephone number. Then Einstein found a telephone book and he started looking for his number in the book. The colleague then said, ‘What’s the matter, you don’t even remember your telephone number?’ Einstein said, ‘No. What does he need? Why spend your brain memorizing the information you find in a book? '
Scientific American announces a hefty sum prize for the best explanation of Einstein's general theory of relativity in three thousand words. ‘I’m not the only one among the friends who took part. I didn’t believe I could explain it better in three thousand words, ”commented Einstein.
What is in the future? Albert Einstein was once asked. In response, Einstein said indifferently, "I never think about the future. Because, it comes anyway.
Einstein's daughter married. Everyone was going to church. On the way he told his daughter to go to church. I was leaving my pen in the lab. He left despite the girl's heavy rains. When he did not come for 30 minutes, everyone agreed to marry his daughter. After 7 days, when her daughter came home and asked her mother where her father was, her mother said that she had gone and never came back. Then he went to the lab in search of Einstein. He went to the lab and saw that his father was thinking in front of the board with a pen. The girl told the father what to do. Then he said mother go to church I will finish this work in 10 minutes.
One student once asked Einstein, "The questions that were asked last year are the same questions that were asked in this year's exam." "You're right." Einstein said, "But this year's answers are completely different!"
Einstein learned to speak relatively late. As a result, his parents became very worried. So, one night everyone is at the dinner table. Einstein too. Suddenly he shouted, ‘This soup is very hot.’ Uh, mom and dad survived. When they first heard the boy's words, they asked Einstein, "Why haven't you said anything before?"
In 1935 at Princeton University he was asked, ‘What do you need for study and research?’ Einstein said, ‘A desk, some paper and a pencil. I need a big dustbin, where I can throw away all my wrong or forgotten papers! '
To many, the word math is synonymous with panic. So, once a 15-year-old girl asked Einstein for help. She couldn't do her homework or homework on math properly. For a young woman, numbers are the name of terror. Einstein told the young woman, "Don't worry too much about math problems. Mathematics is as difficult for me as it is for you. '
Einstein traveled to Palestine in 1921. There was a 22-year-old girl working as the chief executive of an organization called 'Jub Sangha'. Einstein was asking him questions about various aspects of society. Einstein once asked her, "Well, how is the relationship between men and women here?" The young woman was embarrassed by the question. He said, ‘Look Professor, here’s but one man’s only wife.’ Laughing a little, Einstein took his hand and said, ‘No, no. Don't take my question that way. We physicists use the word "relationship" to mean something simple. I really wanted to know how many women and how many men are here. '