If its not wet,it probably won't enter,just add saliva on it,it will enter smoothly... Thats how we put thread inside Needle.*
Last week Saturday, due to the Covid19 ,I was quietly invited to a small wedding reception. When I reached the hotel, after using the sanitizer,I found two doors with these inscriptions written on them:
1. bride relatives
2. Groom relatives
I entered the one written bride relatives and found another two more doors written:
1. Ladies
2. Men
I went in through the one specifying my gender, only to find two more doors again with:
1. people with gifts
2. people without gift
I went through the one written "people without gifts" and found myself outside the hotel through the back door.
At the exit it was written: "So in this time of lockdown you want to just come, eat and drink without any gift? No Way.
Good evening
imagine dating a stingy guy for so many years, you grow tired of him and then boom you marry another stingy guy again this one dierr your village witches are supreme
*If Corona decides to affect the cheating partner in the relationship,*
*are u gonna survive or I should mind my own business*
Thunder get ready
*Be Careful Who you Tell your Plans. Sometimes We Fail Because We Talk Too Much😭*
*My sister, Abeg hustle oh..*
_There's a difference between 'Meet my wife' and 'Na madam be dis'_
🤣🤣 *I come in peace oo*🏃♀️🏃♀️
Do you know that marriage is the cheapest way of having sex? According to me, let say you pay #25000.00 as bride price once off and you stay with the woman for 40 years, which is 480 months, meaning per month is going to be #5.20k and per week #1.30k and per day #0.7k. So why should men buy prostitutes for #15,000 or more only for one round? When you can get #0.7k per day as many rounds as you want. This is a big discount. My brother wake up and get married and enjoy the 100% discount...
*#SAY_NO_TO_RAPE*
Hahahaha. If you no get money to marry, just carry your woman go meet her parent tell them say you want marry her for credit. She go leave with you make una they pay small small
It's better to marry on credit than to kidnap someone child and be giving birth without knowing any family member and be claiming my wife my eife
Father's day will just end with sentiments like..." Happy father's day sweetheart " unless if it ware them! Pressure everywhere. 👗👙👘 this gender..
Never sit back and think your woman trusts you...
My dear brother these people don’t
even trust their faces,,, thinking it keeps
changing….
Thats why they carry a mirror
every time..
*If you're to receive one million naira from each of your exes how much will you have in total*?
*Mine will be 2 million
*I know some of you will be richer than Dangote* 🙌🏽😆
*When an African man sees "Free wi-fi" and he chooses you over it, my sister that's "TRUE LOVE"*
Let me check the rice am cooking koraa.
*I really wanted to see you today but I couldn’t find my Nose Mask ."New Lies”*
Seriously? That why I have two wherever I go.
*My pastor told me that my villagers were after me. I did not believe until yesterday I logged into Facebook and saw 224 friend request without profile pic.*
Am quitting Facebook now.
*Many men wants to be faithful to one girlfriend but the size of another girl's ass and breast won't let them concentrate.*
Ladies, stop killing us slowly.
*How can you cheat on your broke boyfriend with a broke guy? My sister, if you want to sin, sin sinfully...*
Don't waste sin.
*Dear ladies, a man that loves you will stand by your side no matter how many men you've slept with.*
You are happy. That man is your father not me.
*If they forget you, please forget them too. You didn't come into this life to be anybody's memory card.*
It's very annoying.
End of my jokes today. Stay turned for more tomorrow.
Stay bless