Best noah Best:*You told me all you wanted was my love, now you want my phone password. Don’t you know you are hurting me.*
I have forgotten my phone password.
*When another Woman steals your man, don't fight back, let her have the Idiot. Real men can never be stolen Like pencil..*
I will not fight but she no go see the pencil use.
*My Ex girlfriend tried to humiliate me by telling all her friends I was terrible in bed. Imagine her surprise, they all disagreed and called her a liar.*
If you get the chance do proper job, shoddy work no dey pay.
*A man visited from Germany. He said the reading culture in Africa is very impressive. People here carry newspapers to the toilet.*
Should I Tell Him The Truth?
*Please if you ever ask me out and I told you I was taken, please no vex, come back ooooo cos I was taken for granted.*
Am fully prepared, don't take me for granted too.
*Some ladies are so poor in romance, you hit them with pillow, they start chasing you with CUTLASS.*
This na marijata woman ooooooo.
*Please ooooo, just be sincere for once. Which part of your body do you play with when you are alone?*
As for me, my kidney.
*Some people use to say romancing is sweet. My brother, have you try urinating on your body when taking your bath?*
That one is natural sweetness from God.
*According to bestnoah Research Institute, pot belle without a corresponding bank account should be considered an illegal structure.*
They need total deflation of stomach.
End of my joke