When a girl claps before she starts dancing, just know she's about to dance rubbish.*
From experience oooo.
*Lazarus died for days and he didn't come back with stories. You only fainted for 3 hours and you are coming with 6 hours DVD revelation.*
Reverend revelator, keep revealing.
*Getting pregnant for a guy named Peter is dangerous ooooo. He denied Jesus 3 times, imagine a pregnancy.*
That one deɛ, he got forsake you.
*That moment when you want to stone your friend, you missed and the stone hit an old woman and the woman pick up the stone and put it in her bag.*
Just know that you are not among the leaders of tomorrow.
*Nothing breaks my heart like my neighbour who has an ugly daughter and keep calling me my in-law...*
Can you imagine?
*Even if school resume, some girls won't go back cos most of them are pregnant. If I hear pim I will expose you.*
Don't dare me or try me.
*They way some people can load WhatsApp Status errrrrr, you will think they inserted an SD card online.*
Until you start paying for status update.
🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱🥱
young boys are getting broke because they play the role of husbands too early, don't scroll down.*
Am talking to you masa.
*I always say this, Ladies if your man asks you to abort a baby, tell him to wait until the baby is born then he can kill it himself. You're not in the business of opening grave yards in your womb.*
Ladies are we together?
Convincing a lady who came to visit you to leave the sitting room and enter the bedroom is a Skill that should be added to a man CV.
A boy returns a missing purse to the owner in a market. The lady was so grateful but when she looked inside, she got confused & said, "but I had a single one thousand naira note, now there are ten pieces of hundred naira note, how come?" The boy replied, "na me change am, the last time wey I help person find purse she say, she for give me something but change no dey." *So I say that one no go happen again, change don dey.*
End of my joke tonight. Stay tune for tomorrow. Stay bless
This is fun in deed! The jokes are well packaged and funny enough but still make some elements of sense.