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Best noah Best:*HOW TO STEAL MEAT INSIDE THE POT OF SOUP WITHOUT BEING CAUGHT*

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1.Make sure no one is looking at u.

2. Observe left and right b4 entering the kitchen.

3. Check whether the spoon is placed on top of

the pot or inside the pot (never forget this)

4. Open the pot silently.

5. Count the meat painstakingly.

6. There are two ways of eating the meat. If for

instance there are 10meats, u can either use ur

teeth to slimfit each, or you eat 5 and cut the

remaining five into 2 each.

NOTE: When eating the meat, ensure u open

your eyes wildly and listen attentively.

7. Ensure the soup pot/cover do not drop on the

floor.

8. Wash ur hands b4 covering the pot, so that

the soup in ur hand won't touch the pot cover.

9. Check to ensure the meat doesn't smell in ur

hand, if u discover that the odour smells in ur e

mouth, don't panic. There's a way out:

Either u quickly branch to the place u kept ur

Garri and sharperly chew, or u brush your teeth

with closeup or oral B paste.

10. Get out of the kitchen by taking one step at

a time like zombie.

*This is not my handwriting oo*🏃🏃

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