Best noah Best:*If your Relationship started from Facebook, WhatsApp, Instagram. Then stop thinking about bride price.*
Just send her parents data bundles.
*Nice girl but when you go to bank, it's the Security Man who fills the forms for you. Your Head Die paaaa, All You Know Is Your Mobile Money Pin.*
Agyieeeeeeee, who threw that pencil shoe?
*Stop telling people that; you are in a serious relationship, if it's really serious you should be married by now.*
If you know, you know.
*Sex before Marriage is a Sin, but a Child that comes from it is a blessing from God!.*
My question is, can a Sin Produce a Blessing?
*Imagine if your fridge did what you do to it everyday. Every half hour it goes to your room opens the door, and stares at you for 5 minutes then leaves.*
Do unto others what you want others to do to you.
*Some men cannot study for 2 years and obtain a Master Degree. But they can date a lady for 5 years and claim they are still studying her character!*
Bros, you will soon be awarded a PHD in Characters and Behavioral Studies!
*Kids Of 2 years Can Now Unlock Phones And Play Candy Crush.*
At That Age I Was Chewing Sand.
*WHEN LOVE IS REAL: it doesn’t lie, cheat, pretend, hurt you or make you feel unwanted.*
If you experience, you know.
*The rule is simple, if she also can’t afford it. Then she got no right to call you broke.*
Don’t let these idiots confuse you...
*Cute relationship is when someone is angry and says I will never talk to you. And later comes back to you to just inform you I am still angry.*
Edey sweet ruffffffff.
*If you go to a function, and there are many people. Suddenly, your wife went to greet her friend, from there you can’t locate her again, don’t stress yourself calling her, just look for another beautiful lady and start talking to her, before you ask of her name your wife will be standing next to you…*
Its another way of saving your phone credit
*Girls please if you are on your period tie a red ribbon on your forehead. Guys are tired of buying drinks for the wrong girls.*
Guys should I add volume?.
*A man asks a trainer in the gym: I want 2 impress that beautiful girl , which machine can I use? Trainer replies: Use the ATM.*
Simple and straight answer.
*Please, do you have or know anyone with BSc in Electrical & Electronics or Electrical Engineering with 10 years working experience?*
Please, PM me. The bulb in my bathroom is faulty.
*My sisters, if he comes to your inbox asking for your number, give him 1 digit per month to test his patience...*
Ladies am I communicating?
*I told you he is my brother and you are asking if we are related by blood?*
No, we are related By yoghurt. Nonsense.
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