Hey guys, I hope this will put a smile on your face and brighten your day. it goes...
A wife decides to take her husband, Dave, to a strip club on his birthday.
As they arrive at the club and the doorman says, "Hey, Dave! How ya doin'?"
His wife is puzzled and asks if he has been to this club before.
"Oh no," says Dave. "He's on my bowling team."
When they are seated, a waitress then asks Dave if he'd like his usual and brings over a Budweiser.
His wife is becoming increasingly uncomfortable and says,"How did she know that you drink Budweiser?"
"Shes in the Ladies Bowling League, honey. We share lanes with them."
A stripper then comes over to their table, throws her arms around Dave, and says "Hi Davey. Want your usual table dance, big boi?"
Dave's wife, now furious, grabs her purse and storms out of the club.
Dave follows and spots her getting into a cab. Before she can slam the door, he jumps in beside her.
He tries desperately to explain how the stripper must have mistaken him for someone else, his wife ain't buying it.
She screams at him at the top of her lungs, calling him every name in the book.
The cabby turns his head and says, "Looks like you picked up a real bitch tonight, Dave."