@toorandom in October 2021

Hypochondria + Xenophobia = Pandemic

Ivermectin is used to deworm horses therefore those who take ivermectin are idiots. Sodium chloride is used for storing meat long term therefore those who eat sodium chloride are idiots.

Warren Buffet: Find value stocks Me: I just invested in $kitten

Australia to lockdown the unvaccinated. Just more proof that vaccines don't work. I am sorry for those who live in Australia. https://www.reuters.com/world/asia-pacific/sydneys-unvaccinated-warned-social-isolation-when-lockdown-ends-2021-09-28/

Freedom is not free

I had a big playlist about my high school crush. The songs are still beautiful though.

Vaxxers are running the maze. Antivaxxers see that it is a maze and refuse to run. Ofcourse the level of awareness makes all the difference.

Governments are contemplating vaccinating your cars, motor cycles, shoes and sun glasses.

I take no pleasure in calling people sheep. I do so because the overall situation is close to sheeps being led to the slaughter house for a financial gain and the sheep have zero awareness about it. https://twitter.com/TheRightMelissa/status/1444128749725831169

When you have a medicine you can treat only the diseased. You can have a vaccine you can guilt the whole population into taking it. One is exponentially bigger business than the other.

X: Hey here is the raw pig liver if you eat it you won't get any diseases. Y: Heyy I believed you but I am still diseased. X: Hey no no. Those antipigliverists are not taking it so they are spreading diseases to you. When all of them take it you won't get diseases. X: Damn these antipigliverists affecting the whole population.

Vaccine logic: 0 x 7 billion = 7 billion

Bitcoin cash = Bitcoin with micropayments, smart contracts, DEXs, DAPPs and NFTs.

SmartBCH is advancing fast!

I gambled all my noise earnings on https://puffers.cash/ 😂 The good thing is the money goes to charity.

I think NFTs are going to be a big way to raise funds. Previously when you fund something good, you don't get anything in return. Now puffers project ( https://puffers.cash/ ) is distributing NFTs with different levels of rarity to fund an orphanage. These NFTs may or may not gain value but I can see this concept working out great on scale. For example, when you fund a fundraiser for a movie and a documentary that changes the world, naturally the NFTs that were minted during…

Yaayy! I think I didn't talk about vaccines for 24 hours. It was quite an achievement.

Oppsie based on "science" natural immunity is 7-13 times more effective than immunity acquired from the vaccines. I am pretty sure science worshippers are going to have a hard time accepting this now. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vPsjH-FJFww

I think there will be NFT addicts anonymous groups in a few years.

I think the block button should be tucked away in a drop down menu. I touch that by mistake quite often.

When you are sell at the peak and hold dollars to buy back at the bottom. You still believe in the dollar and you aren't considering the possibility of a fiat collapse.

Am I allowed to giveaway my own BCH or NFTs on noise? I want to giveaway a puffer NFT. I minted it for 0.0035 BCH so I guess it is my own stuff.

I am giving away this puffer. This is puffer number 1184 To participate. Comment your honest opinion about me along with your SmartBCH address. One random winner gets this puffer. Giveaway closes at 16:30 GMT -- Giveaway ended

Is it a conspiracy theory when there is proof? https://twitter.com/EricSpracklen/status/1445192198748839941

And we have a winner. Puffer sent to @Justkhali

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When the FED creates dollars out of thin air it is legit currency. When Bitfinex creates USDT out of thin air it is a ponzi scheme. Sometimes I don't understand this world.

Be responsible and risk death so that you don't risk the lives of those who are going to die in 2 weeks anyway. Humanity is gotta be the dumbest species ever lived on this planet.

Here is my session ID 05eeb5cebe9f4a17e085f80989b7b143c37bf298f5e1c6e19f336c49b0f9ff0127 If anyone wants to chat with me privately. Use session. https://getsession.org/

When you buy the scientists you can buy the science temporarily. Simple. https://twitter.com/EricSpracklen/status/1445416421543006211

Sweden halts vaccinations against #COVID19 with Moderna’s Spikevax for those born 1991 or later. Great! Sweden is catching up on common sense! https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1445714752378793998

Sums up everything going in the world today

If you think about it, there is no such thing as too random. Random is just random.

BCH having low price is a great advantage for us now because soon people will notice that price of the stuff goes up if they hold dollars and price of the stuff goes down if they hold BCH. The more they manipulate the price of BCH to go down the bigger will be explosion.

Letting a doctor take care of your health is like letting a pedophile take care of your child.

In India, Boys think they are boys and girls think they are girls. Weird.

With modern education a boy can be educated into a girl.

I do think DeFi has great potential to help the world but as it stands right now, DeFi world is full of gamblers looking for a short fix. I think I should hide whatever small amount of BCH I have under the ocean to escape my gambling mind.

I've been using noise actively for close to 6 months now when I first joined this place used to be a cesspool of spammers and a handful of quality users. I had to ignore/block 10+ users on a daily basis just to keep the comments section clean for me. At the same time, the quality users were authentic and it really felt like a community. I am glad I stayed. Now, Noise is nothing but quality. It feels like I am the only idiot getting away with one-liners. I feel like I know…

The basis of science is skepticism not trust. So trust the science is like killing for peace.

Oh wow. A new NFT marketplace is going to launch on SmartBCH. The team behind this project is already involved in other SmartBCH projects. Exciting times! https://read.cash/@OASIS/introducing-oasis-a-fully-decentralized-nft-exchange-on-smartbch-b9513c71

Oops! https://mobile.twitter.com/EdwinRankin/status/1447980356225933313

If you kill all your pilots you can't run a fleet of planes. Isn't that common sense?

I personally avoid all mode of transport where the staff is vaccinated. I am just avoiding the possibility of cardiac arrest from the blood clots.

Once my country announces that those who recovered from covid won't need a vaccine. I'm going to walk into testing centres and smooch all the hot girls who tested positive for covid.

Don't worry. Sometimes even I can't believe the absurd stuff I say. You are not alone 😅

When you are gay you don't fear the prison. Infact you fancy it.

It is that simple. I wish those who are acting out of fear understand this.

An intellectual can be killed by a bunch of words.

Here is a relationship tip for you. Noise cancelling headphones.

A great feature. Finally I can reply to @Telesfor without jealousy and nobody will notice that I only make noise not satoshis. Win win 😉

To be clear. Noise still gives out tips for hearts, we just don't know how much others get. Am I right?

Sen. Ron Johnson Drops Truth-Bomb on Senate Floor – 63% of UK Delta Deaths in Last 7.5 Months Were Fully Vaccinated (VIDEO) https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2021/10/boom-sen-ron-johnson-drops-truth-bomb-senate-floor-63-uk-delta-deaths-last-7-5-months-fully-vaccinated-video/

If you think your rights comes from a piece of paper someone else wrote, You don't have any rights.

My girlfriend just got diagnosed with feminism.

BCH is great for cheap, secure and reliable payments but it felt like we were talking into deaf ears because the market has already ignored it. Now that we have SmartBCH and dapps being built on top of it, I can see there is going to be lots of interesting things that will happen on top of BCH. This time it will be impossible to ignore.

If I get a heart for every time I accidentally touch dark/light mode. I would've entered the 5 BCH club.

Here is how noise feels like now. Don't think about who is tipping how much, just focus on making good content. Your payout will be taken care of.

For a few people you are a person, for many people you're a number. The trick is to live with those few while ignoring the many.

I had a conversation with a friend, he was saying the third world war won't be between countries but between individuals and corporations. I agree with him.

Slave check 1. Do you own the place you live? 2. Can you survive off of your food produce? 3. Do you own your energy sources or can you live within the energy you can produce yourself? 4. Can you earn enough money for other necessities within your community? If all of these answers are no then you are a slave to the system. If the answers to the first two questions are yes then you are already 60% free, you can now work towards the other two.

Seriously, there is nothing to be serious about.

If you are a bitcoin cash maximalist, you're stupid. Maximalism is the problem it doesn't make a difference which one is your favorite poison.

Ok Google. Navigate to moon.

Dear noise team, I have come across so many interesting posts from channels that I wanted to share on my timeline but I am not allowed to. I don't understand the reasoning behind it but I am pretty sure letting individuals spread the news is a good way to promote content.

Do vegans kills mosquitoes?

The eggplant should've been named as the ladies finger.

Conan is you and the health authorities are Penn and Teller https://youtu.be/MIKOcCKFDME

Only creatures I fancy eating alive are the vegans.

I'm going to launch a DEX soon. It is going to be named rugpullswap. Stay tuned for more info.

The dollar is inflationary and BCH is deflationary. The price action can go only one way in the long term.

Vaccine mandates and governments alienating it's own citizens are a bad thing but it can be a blessing in disguise for cryptocurrencies. When enough people are thrown out of the traditional banking system or the workforce, they are skilled labors who can create an alternate society based on their believes. These are going to be the early adopters of the new paradigm in their daily lives. These draconian measures can help accelerate the adoption.

Every time you take a bite out of that delicious chocolate, thank the slave child that picked the cocoa for you. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-ZZMPMSYuw

If you are into gardening or permaculture, you should follow @Elearah on noise and read.cash. His content from real world experience is worth its weight in gold or in bananas. I don't know. It was very useful to me. https://read.cash/@Elearah https://noise.cash/u/Elearah

Hey you have a photogenic face actually means, "you are ugly but your look different in photos".

Science is my servant not master.

Call me crazy but I believe the coin with the most utility will be the top coin eventually.

Cryptocurrencies need not ask for permission from the state. As long as there are a few willing participants, crypto will not die. No amount of force can kill an idea.

Coming up next Cardiac arrest epidemic.