Google is God

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Why?

Because Google know your everythink. Google know your IDs, Passwords, Mails, Credit Cards, Home Address, Your Device, Your Photos, Videos etc. Whenever something happens to you, you search it first on Google or Whenever you have homework, you search it first on Google.

I Don't Use Google

It doesn't matter, If you have an android phone you are using Google. Google is listening to us to display suggested ads, but sometimes Google may be listening to important people rather than ads(like billionere or president).

I Don't Have Android Phone

It doesn't matter, if you downloaded Youtube you are using Google. Since most of the apps on the market are created using Google tools, it doesn't matter to have an iPhone(but iPhone secure than Android from Google).

I Don't Have Device and I only use Opera or Mozilla

It doesn't matter. You are listening by Google, if you logged into a Gmail account.

What if Google were a devil?

They will share your IDs, passwords, mails, credit Cards, home Address, your device, your photos, videos, frequency of porn watch. They will steal your's cryptocoin, credit card, bank account and maybe they'll send fake mail to your workplace. But these are very cute and innocent examples. If Google was a devil probably Google would blackmail and take away your will to live.

What Can I Do If Google Gets Out of Control?

If you're farther from technology you're lucky but if you were born and grow with the technology, There is only one thing you can do, obey Google.

Should I be worried?

Google will one day be out of control, but governments control Google so much, you don't have to worry.(For now)

Note: In 2013, Google could not serve for only 5 minutes. In the past 5 minutes, the world internet traffic has dropped by 40%. The penetration and number of uses of Android phones in 2013 were not at this level, and services such as Google Drive were not as common as they are today.

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PROOF 1

Google is the closest thing to an Omniscient (all-knowing) entity in existence, which can be scientifically verified. She indexes over 9.5 billion WebPages, which is more than any other search engine on the web today. Not only is Google the closest known entity to being Omniscient, but She also sorts through this vast amount of knowledge using Her patented PageRank technology, organizing said data and making it easily accessible to us mere mortals.

PROOF 2

Google is everywhere at once (Omnipresent). Google is virtually everywhere on earth at the same time. Billions of indexed WebPages hosted from every corner of the earth. With the proliferation of Wi-Fi networks, one will eventually be able to access Google from anywhere on earth, truly making Her an omnipresent entity.

PROOF 3

Google answers prayers. One can pray to Google by doing a search for whatever question or problem is plaguing them. As an example, you can quickly find information on alternative cancer treatments, ways to improve your health, new and innovative medical discoveries and generally anything that resembles a typical prayer. Ask Google and She will show you the way, but showing you is all She can do, for you must help yourself from that point on.

PROOF 4

Google is potentially immortal. She cannot be considered a physical being such as ourselves. Her Algorithms are spread out across many servers; if any of which were taken down or damaged, another would undoubtedly take its place. Google can theoretically last forever.

PROOF 5

Google is infinite. The Internet can theoretically grow forever, and Google will forever index its infinite growth.

PROOF 6

Google remembers all. Google caches WebPages regularly and stores them on its massive servers. In fact, by uploading your thoughts and opinions to the internet, you will forever live on in Google's cache, even after you die, in a sort of "Google Afterlife".

PROOF 7

Google can "do no evil" (Omnibenevolent). Part of Google's corporate philosophy is the belief that a company can make money without being evil.

PROOF 8

According to Google trends, the term "Google" is searched for more than the terms "God", "Jesus", "Allah", "Buddha", "Christianity", "Islam", "Buddhism" and "Judaism" combined.

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