One morning, a man found himself walking along a deserted street in a small town. He had no idea how he got there. And of course he did not know the time. He saw a woman walking towards him and the man stopped her the man said with a polite smile, "Can you please tell me the time?" When the woman saw him she screamed and run away. The man got shocked. Then he noticed other people were afraid of him too. "There must be something wrong with me", thought the man. " I better go home." He hired a taxi, But when the taxi driver saw him, he kicked the accelerator and sped away. "This is horrible!" the man said. He couldn't find out what was wrong. All he knew was that he was confused and scared. " May be my wife would kick me up," he said. Suddenly he found a telephone booth and called his wife at home. After ringing three times someone received the call. "Is Mrs Sullivon there?"said the man. A strange man answered, "I am sorry. She isn't at home. Her husband died in a horrible car accident and she is attending his funeral."
Very funny