Jokes

The ruble was the first in the race. So I went to eat at a restaurant with friends. The doorman of the restaurant stopped them.

Doorman: Sorry sir, you came in shorts. No entry to our restaurant after shorts.

Rubel: Dude, what a dare! Get me stuck! Do you know who I am? I am the famous runner Rubel.

Doorman: Then it was good. Come after the full pants from home in one run!