Breakup Story

Breakup with my first girlfriend

The only reason was that they were very poor. Poor

Not to be outdone, but there was a problem

There is only one sofa in Ruby's house. In fact,

I have a headache with a sofa

No, if you don't have a sofa or what !! But, theirs

One day at home to visit three friends including me

I went. Ruby me, along with my three friends

Offers to sit on the sofa. On one sofa

How can four people sit together in my head

Don't catch I flinched at Ruby

I was looking .. Ruby said, "Hey,

The four of them sit together upside down on the sofa

Paro .. We all eat vyabachaka,

Still, friends turned their sofas upside down.

This time all our eyes are wide open. Because,

The four legs of the sofa are very thin.

Breakup with Ruby since then-

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I had a second ex, horrible

Accounting girl With such a calculating girl

I had no such objection. But,

He used to say, Shovon is one of our many babus

Will be I used to say- say that !! How many?

Will ?? The rain used to say- Take this, like twenty-five.

I thought to myself, so calculating girl

What does it say, I said- it costs so much to turn a babu

You know ... Rain says- Listen, kids night

I say to you who do not want to eat at night,

Twenty rupees for all of you

Will be The children are greedy for money

Don't want We all pay 20 rupees

I will give. I said- that's a lot of money

It takes ... Rain says- listen to the whole thing first, then

I will tell the children at noon who you are at noon

If you want to eat, deposit twenty rupees.

By then they will be quite hungry, so all the money

Will return Then I will feed everyone at noon.

I said in amazement - and in the morning

Kids don't eat anything ?? It's raining - hey

I will not call the children in the morning

I caress so much, sleep a little more in the morning.

Oh my God, what a calculating girl. Then

Breakup !!

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My ex number three was very beautiful.

So beautiful that the color of Alta skin in milk, you

Thinking I should be happy. Yes happy

I was, but he gave me a little of his body

I wouldn't let him touch me. Sapphire used to tell me,

You touch me, my complexion is ruined

Yes- you are that black .. I still adapt

I took it, after marriage it is beneficial to say all these things

Will not- in this hope ..

But, one day while walking with me suddenly

Sapphire's high heels broke on the street

Fell down I raise my hand

I went, he did not raise his hand with a reverse threat

They say to me- Kharbdar Shovan, catch me

No ...

He looked left and right to walk down the street

Stay, showing a handsome fair-haired boy

Says- Please don't call him, my hand

To grab

What's more, breakup as usual.

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My number four lover is Ramna one day

Offered to date me in the park.

I am happy to go to the park and see the park

On the bench he is already another middle-aged man

Divya rests her head on the man's shoulder

Eyes are closed. Seeing that, blood rises in my head

Gone. I went and stood beside them,

Rumper seemed to have a change of heart

No ... Instead, the middle-aged man became restless.

Rumpa moves the man's head from shoulder to shoulder

He got up and said- this is beautiful, you are doing so much today

Why you

Meanwhile, I did not understand anything. This batter

Is the name beautiful or not?

I said with a rebuke- Who is this Rumpa Aida?

Rumpa frowned and said, "Which one?"

I said- who is the man sitting next to you?

Rumpa says- who is the man sitting next to me

I mean, you're the one sitting next to me.

I looked closely, Rumpa

I didn't wear glasses today. Rumpa practically without glasses

Goes like a blind man. Rumpa said- no more talking,

Time to get off the rickshaw at the park gate

The glasses are broken from the eyes. To go

Time needs to be fixed, you know the glasses

Except I'm blind.

The man was silent in the midst of so many incidents, now

Getting up and leaving. I left Rumpa

I followed the man and said- that's you

Wait ...

The man stopped lightly and said-

Nephew, it's not my fault. I

I was sleeping on that bench in the park. Sudden sleep

I saw the girl with her head on my shoulder

Leaving, Shovan is calling Shovan. I no longer sound

I didn't give a shit. I was silent, this

Not so long ago. I'm in the mood this time

I showed it and said- X like me in this old age

Violent body spray to whiten you

Mia said. Go away !!

The man walked away embarrassed, I turned upside down

I turned around and came back to the park bench and saw Rumpa

She is sitting with another boy. His

The smell of seim body spray from the body too. What else,

Is there a way without breakup !!

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I am with my girlfriend number five

I was pretty good. The girl's name was

Mira .. But, that better stay longer

Didn't last. Because, Mira is my lot

Damaged. This is Mira's hand that day

From fall, my newly bought Android phone

It broke into pieces. But after buying

I dropped the phone twice,

But the screen is not cracked. Again

We had a photoshoot that day

I went out with DSLR. I'm in the mirror

I took a lot of pictures, once my hand slipped

The camera fell from me.

Luckily, nothing good happened. Mirror

With camera in hand- to take pictures

I said .. Going to take a sudden picture

Mira's hand slipped and the camera fell again

Goes to the ground. Diameter, the camera breaks

Chowchir .. Hands on my head, no sorrow so much

I went to make love with a tall girl.

This one is much taller than me, again three

There are four inch heels. Damn, leave it out too.

If my baby falls out of Kachcha's hands

Finish at once !!

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I had a number six girlfriend, a lot

Rich man BMW is so rich,

Mercedes would not move without a car.

When shopping, either Bashundhara City or Jamuna

Future Park or outside the country. I

So very happy, even the girl's name

Big name .. Fancy-

One day I called Fancy in the morning, baby

Where r u

He says- this is Shovon, father's BMW

I am going to varsity by car. Where r u

I said- I'm on bus number six, listen

Don't worry I hire you

I gave ... It's not your father's BMW

Limousine. Why did you get so many people in the car ..

And tell the driver to go a little louder,

Dude, the car at the signal is empty

Lets stop !!

Fancy got embarrassed and hung up.

This time he broke himself.

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And the number seven lover was Pat

Lover means animal lover. He is at home

There are no living creatures. His name

There was Mina. I have nothing to do with these

No problem, because please, John,

He is serving God. So, Minar's mind

Good. And I'm a good boy, too

Good.

But, the danger was that one day two people were walking

Towards Magbazar by Paribagh road

I was going. Suddenly a dog is at my feet

Coming closer, the smell is sniffing. I

To remove the dog with a light kick

I asked. And where to go, Mina is angry

Showed up Tell me, sorry dog ​​now

Tell me ... Go and join hands with him, they are all

Understand, I'm telling you. I necessarily agreed.

The dog is standing nearby barking, me

Go slowly and show Mina

I said- sorry dog ​​brother .. Mina rebuked

Tell me - it's Lady Doug, brother, tell me why

Idiot. I ate a bit, a little bit

I thought and said- sorry dog ​​sister, forgive me ..

The dog sister did not forgive me, on the contrary

He got angry and took a bite.

I shouted Gagan Bidari, Mina

They scold me and shout softly,

Your dog sister will be scared !!

Diameter, understand- what I decided later ..

Anyway, get healthy and look for number eight

I will get off - I promise this is the end.

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This was my cousin Keramat

The miracle of love. His personal diary

I took it from ..

And you want to know about me,

Damn, I'm a good boy - Ever single.

Something called love did not come

In life !!