Hi everyone and welcome to my blog, in this blog i will tell you some funny jokes , i hope its funny to you .
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma ? There is no menu , you get what u deserve
Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards ? He was just going through a stage.
Why do we tell actors to *break a leg *? Because every play has a cast.
Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers ? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.
A man tells his doctor, *Doc, help me, i am addicted to Twitter !* The doctor replies *Sorry,i dont follow you...*
What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.
Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive.
What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ? A receding hare-line
What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The bet of thymes, the worst of thymes.
Why should the number 288 never be mentioned ? It is two gross
What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendro? Make me one with everything.
What did the left eye say to the right eye ? Between you and me, something smells.
What do you call a fake noodle ? An impasta!
What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt !
What do u call a pony with a cough ? A little horse.
What do you call a magic dog ? A labracadabrador.
What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish ? This tastes a little funny.
What is a orange and sounds like a carrot ? A parrot.
What do you call a woman with one leg ? Eileen.
Why did the frog take the bus to work today ? His car got toad away.
What is an astronaut favorite part on a computer ? A space bar.
Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition ? Because it was cultured.
Why did the hipster burn his mouth ? He drank the coffee before it was cool.