Short Jokes.

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3 years ago
Topics: Life, Blog, Writing, Funny, Laugh

Hi everyone and welcome to my blog, in this blog i will tell you some funny jokes , i hope its funny to you .

Hear about the new restaurant called Karma ? There is no menu , you get what u deserve

Did you hear about the actor who fell through the floorboards ? He was just going through a stage.

Why do we tell actors to *break a leg *? Because every play has a cast.

Did you hear about the mathematician who is afraid of negative numbers ? He will stop at nothing to avoid them.

A man tells his doctor, *Doc, help me, i am addicted to Twitter !* The doctor replies *Sorry,i dont follow you...*

What kind of exercise do lazy people do? Diddly-squats.

Why dont Calculus majors throw house parties? Because you should never drink and derive.

What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ? A receding hare-line

What does Charles Dickens keep in his spice rack? The bet of thymes, the worst of thymes.

Why should the number 288 never be mentioned ? It is two gross

What did the Buddhist say to the hot dog vendro? Make me one with everything.

What did the left eye say to the right eye ? Between you and me, something smells.

What do you call a fake noodle ? An impasta!

What did the 0 say to the 8? Nice belt !

What do u call a pony with a cough ? A little horse.

What do you call a magic dog ? A labracadabrador.

What did the shark say when he ate the clownfish ? This tastes a little funny.

What is a orange and sounds like a carrot ? A parrot.

What do you call a woman with one leg ? Eileen.

Why did the frog take the bus to work today ? His car got toad away.

What is an astronaut favorite part on a computer ? A space bar.

Why did the yogurt go to the art exhibition ? Because it was cultured.

Why did the hipster burn his mouth ? He drank the coffee before it was cool.

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