I got everything I wanted as a teenager

Hello,

We're alive. And some are healthy. It's time to remember and laugh.

I got everything I wanted as a teenager, only 60 years later.

I don't have to go to school or work. I get petty cash every month.

I have my own phone.

I don't have a curfew.

I have a driver's license and I have a car.

The people I hang out with aren't afraid to get pregnant, and I don't have acne. Life is wonderful.

I changed the car horn to hear the sound of a gunshot. People bounce a lot faster now.

Gone are the days when girls cooked like their mothers. Now they drink like their fathers.

I couldn't make it to the gym today. I have been doing this for five years in a row. If God wanted me to touch my toes, he would have put them on my knees.

I decided to rename the restroom after Danny. I feel much better saying I'm going to Danny's.

When I was a kid, I thought "nap time" was punishment. Now I feel like I'm on a little vacation.

The biggest lie I tell myself is... "I don't have to write this, I'll remember it."

I don't have grey hair... I have "wisdom"! I've just become very wise.

Last year I joined a support group for " procrastinators for tomorrow". We haven't met yet.

Of course I am talking to myself. Sometimes I need expert advice too.

At my age "getting lucky" means walking into a room and remembering what I walked in there for.

I have more friends I need to send this to, but I can't remember their names right now.

Have a great week everyone !