How To Get Married In Skyrim

Hello fellow gamers! Are you feeling lonely in Skyrim and want to settle down with a spouse? Well, you're in luck because I'm here to teach you how to get hitched and have some company in this cold, dark world.

First things first, you need an Amulet of Mara. No, it's not some fancy necklace made of precious stones, it's just a glorified friendship bracelet with a cheesy heart on it. You can either buy one from Maramal for a whopping 200 gold or try your luck and see if any of your enemies happen to be wearing one.

Once you've got your bling, it's time to find someone who's willing to put up with your shenanigans for the rest of their life. Not everyone is marriage material, so choose wisely. You could go for someone who's a skilled warrior or a master of magic, or you could go for someone with a winning personality, like Mjoll the Lioness. Just remember, if they ask you to fetch a trinket from a dungeon as a prenup, run.

Once you've found your soulmate, it's time to complete their personal quest. It's like a pre-wedding test to see if you're really committed. But don't worry, it's not too hard. You might have to slay a dragon or retrieve a lost heirloom, but it's all in a day's work for a seasoned adventurer like yourself.

After completing their quest, the real fun begins. You need to propose to your beloved at the Temple of Mara in Riften. But wait, there's more! You have to actually attend the wedding ceremony, too. It's like a quest that you can't skip. You have to sit through the whole thing, even if it's as long and boring as an NPC's monologue.

But it's worth it in the end, because once you're married, you get a daily allowance from your spouse. That's right, you can finally stop looting every single piece of cheese and goblet from every cave you come across. Now you can buy your own cheese and goblets!

So there you have it, folks. That's how you get married in Skyrim. It's a bit of a process, but hey, nothing good comes easy, right? And who knows, maybe your spouse will be the one to save your life in a tight spot. It's like having a walking, talking health potion by your side.

Happy hunting for that special someone in Skyrim!