1#
A man was reading a book and laughing loudly.
A man Passing by asked why are you laughing so loudly, have you find a nice joke.
The first man replied: yes its a very fantastic joke.
second man: what is it?
First man: it says that laughing loudly decreases your blood pressure.
2#
A man goes to shop for buying a condom
when reached to shopkeeper, He
forgot the name of condom
Think for while, He opened his trouser zip,
Showed his Pe........ and asked shop keeper
give me plastic casing for this
3#
The father of young groom asked carpenter;
Make the bed strong enough, tonight my son will meet his bride first time.........
carpenter replied;
Don't worry sir, i have 30 years experience
if the whole town meet your son
bride tonight
the bed will not broke
4#
This is not fair.......
If barbers make a mistake........ Become new hair style
If politicians make a mistake.......Becomes new Law
If Scientists make a mistake......Becomes new invention
If Tailors make a mistake.......Becomes new fashion
If Teachers make a mistake.......Becomes new theory
But If But......
Students make a mistake ......... it definitely a "MISTAKE"
5#
A neighbor asked a man
You are a married man and every night a loud laughing sound comes from your house
What is the secret of your happy married life??
Man replied;
My wife hit me with kitchen items
If she miss, i laugh
If i hit by, she laughs
That's the secret of my happy married life
6#
Once upon a time a man's wife gone in coma
Husband think, she is dead and arrange for funeral
on the way to grave yard, wife coffin got in touch with electric pole
and she woke up.......
After one year again she gone in coma,
This time while shifting her coffin to grave yard
Her husband repeatedly asking
To keep away from poles this time please
Keep away from poles please...........
Above article is just about to spread joy, bring smile on faces, release tension for a moment...
If you like the jokes, express your feelings in comments & if you remember any joke please share in comments
Be happy keep smiling ........
@Jazz.ejazi