@bittantis 7 May 2021 more from that month

In Italy we are lucky to have had a band of very clever musicians who for almost 40 years invented songs like this one: There are four calves, each one with feet of different materials: balsa wood, cobalt, sponge and tuna. Unfortunately the balsa footed calf speads false rumors about the cobalt footed one, insinuating his feet are not cobalt made, but they are simply bread covered with a very thin layer of cobalt. The balsa footed calf is unmasked and condamned to have his feet amputated and forced to listen to a Sri Lankan traditional song. At the very end of the lyric a teddy bear appears and unfortunately he is not so kind with the untruthful calf. But it's better not to explain here on noise. Do you know a song more absurd than this?