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Well, I am a fan of this type of humour.. can't deny it :)) A cross and hungry panda went into a bar and, without ordering a drink, demanded a bowl of free bar-snacks. The bartender refused: "Those snacks are for paying patrons." So the panda grabbed the nearest bowl, gobbled up all the snacks. Then he pulled out a revolver, shot the bartender dead, and stalked out. The patrons all asked each other "Who was that masked maurader?" The quiet little guy at the end of the bar…
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One day, a HR woman was hit by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived in heaven and she was met by St.Peter. "Welcome to Heaven. Before you get settled in, it seems we have a problem. We've never once had HR manager make it this far. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven, then you can choose your eternity" said St.Peter. St.Peter put her in an elevator, it went down-down-down. The doors opened, she stepped onto a beautiful golf course. In front…
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A guy walks into a doctor's office with a strawberry growing out of his head. The doctor says "Don't worry - I've got cream for that".
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A husband and wife are traveling by car from Key West to Boston. After almost twenty-four hours on the road, they're too tired to continue, and they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk hands them a bill for $350. The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the clerk that although it's a…