@bam94 27 April 2022 more from that month

One day, a HR woman was hit by a bus and killed. Her soul arrived in heaven and she was met by St.Peter. "Welcome to Heaven. Before you get settled in, it seems we have a problem. We've never once had HR manager make it this far. What we're going to do is let you have a day in Hell and a day in Heaven, then you can choose your eternity" said St.Peter. St.Peter put her in an elevator, it went down-down-down. The doors opened, she stepped onto a beautiful golf course. In front of her were all her fellow HR professionals. They were all dressed in evening gowns. They ran up and kissed her. They played golf and she enjoyed steak and lobster dinner. She met the Devil who was a really nice guy, she had great time telling jokes and dancing. When it was time to leave, everyone shook her hand and waved good-bye. So she spent the next 24 hours lounging around on the clouds, playing the harp and singing. "Now you must choose your eternity" he said. She paused and then replied, "Well, Heaven has been great but I think I had a better time in Hell." So she went down-down-down. When the doors opened, she was standing in a desolate wasteland covered in garbage. Her friends were dressed in rags and were picking up garbage for the evening meal. The Devil came up to her and put his arm around her and laughed. "I don't understand," she stammered. "Yesterday I had great time here, there was a golf course and we ate lobster. Now all there is a wasteland and all my friends look miserable." The Devil looked at her and grinned, "that's because yesterday we were recruiting you, but today you're staff."