@bam94 16 April 2022 more from that month

Well, I am a fan of this type of humour.. can't deny it :)) A cross and hungry panda went into a bar and, without ordering a drink, demanded a bowl of free bar-snacks. The bartender refused: "Those snacks are for paying patrons." So the panda grabbed the nearest bowl, gobbled up all the snacks. Then he pulled out a revolver, shot the bartender dead, and stalked out. The patrons all asked each other "Who was that masked maurader?" The quiet little guy at the end of the bar calmly answered: "That was a panda. He eats shoots and leaves."