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Hello Guys. I'm Zizi, please welcome me. I'll entertain you guys with wonderful joke like you've never heard or read. Stay Safe guys. One love!
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Chinese Laundry Man A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinese man that says, "Use more soap on panties." This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. "Use more soap on panties." Finally fed up the Chinese man responded with his own note that said, "Use more paper on ass.
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A woman sends her clothing out to the Chinese laundry. When it comes back there are still stains in her panties. The next week she encloses a note to the Chinese man that says, "Use more soap on panties." This goes on for several weeks, the woman sending the same note to the laundry. "Use more soap on panties." Finally fed up the Chinese man responded with his own note that said, "Use more paper on ass.
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Once, there was 3 chinese people who wanted to go to America. Their names were Bu, Chu, and Fu. Since these names would sound awfully weird, Bu said, "I'll change me name to Buck, adding ck to the end." Chu then said, "then I'll become Chuck." After a long pause, Fu said, "I guess I'll go back to China.
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There were three guys at a cafe, drinking their coffee - an American guy, a black guy, and a Chinese guy. They see a really attractive waitress and comment on her good looks. They make a bet on who can get her to go out with them first. The waitress overhears them, so she goes up to them and says, "Hey, I heard you talking about me. Well, I like an intelligent guy, so let's see who can make the best sentence using the words 'liver' and 'cheese'." So the American guy goes,…
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There was an Irishman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer sitting together in a carriage in a train going through Tasmania. Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark. Then there was this kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap. When the train came out of the tunnel, Claudia Schiffer and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his…
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Understanding Matters A man and his wife were sitting in the living room and he said to her, "Just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug." His wife got up, unplugged the TV and threw out all of his beer.
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Ugly Baby A woman got on a bus holding a baby. The bus driver said: "That's the ugliest baby I've ever seen." In a huff, the woman slammed her fare into the fare box and took an aisle seat near the rear of the bus. The man seated next to her sensed that she was agitated and asked her what was wrong. "The bus driver insulted me," she fumed. The man sympathized and said: "Why, he's a public servant and shouldn't say things to insult passengers." "You're right," she said. "I…
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Fly Hunter A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter. "What are you doing?" She asked. "Hunting Flies" He responded. "Oh!, Killed any?" She asked. "Yep, 3 males, 2 females", he replied. Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?" He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."
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Sex Raged Convict A man escapes from a prison where he's been locked up for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he finds a young couple in bed. He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband whispers over to his wife: "Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his…
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The A.I.D Factor An Irishman named O'Malley went to his doctor after a long illness. The doctor, after a lengthy examination, sighed and looked O'Malley in the eye, and said, "I've some bad news for you. You have cancer, and it can't be cured. I'd give you two weeks to a month to live." O'Malley was shocked and saddened by the news, but of solid character. He managed to compose himself and walk from the doctor's office into the waiting room. There, he saw his son who had…
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Funniest Joke Ever A white guy, a Chinese guy, and a Hispanic guy are breaking out of jail. They get all the way to the top of a hill, and at the bottom there is a barbed wired fence. The white guy says, 'O.k. whatever happens when you hit the ground DON'T SCREAM!' The white guy goes first, he breaks a leg, doesn't scream. The Chinese guy goes he breaks a arm, doesn't scream. Then the Hispanic guy goes, and screams his head off! The other two ask him why he screamed so he…
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Loveliest Couple Joke A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to assert himself. "You don't have to let your wife bully you," he said. "Go home and show her you're the boss." The husband decided to take the doctor's advice. He went home, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife's face, and growled, "From now on you're taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out…
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Funny Joke za An elderly couple was having dinner one evening when the husband reached across the table, took his wife's hand in his and said, "Martha, soon we will be married 50 years, and there's something I have to know. In all of these 50 years, have you ever been unfaithful to me?" Martha replied, "Well Henry, I have to be honest with you. Yes, I've been unfaithful to you three times during these 50 years, but always for a good reason. Henry was obviously hurt by his…
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I Said Chicken An elderly gentleman feared his wife was getting hard of hearing. So one day he called her doctor to make an appointment to have her hearing checked. The MD made an appointment for a hearing test in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the state of her problem. 'Here's what you do," said the doctor, "start out about 40 feet away from her, and in a normal conversational speaking tone see if…
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Mind your Mind A young teenage girl was a prostitute and, for obvious reasons, kept it a secret from her grandma. One day, the police raided a brothel and arrested a group of prostitutes, including the young girl. The prostitutes were instructed to line up in a straight line on the sidewalk. Well, who should be walking in the neighborhood, but little old Grandma. The young girl was frantic. Sure enough, Grandma noticed her young granddaughter and asked curiously, "What are…
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Home Call Teacher says to class: "I shall now read you some quotes. Whoever can tell me who said them, and when, they can go home early". Teacher: "Who said 'We will fight them on the beaches'?" Lim Sung Wu: "Winston Churchill, 1942". Teacher: "Very good, you can go home right now, if you wish". Lim Sung Wu: "I will stay teacher, I'm going to be a doctor, and I need to learn all I can". Teacher: "Who said 'I shall return'?" Sing Lam Po: "Douglas McArthur, 1944". Teacher:…
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Funny Egg Fight There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the…
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Funny Egg Fight There was once a Scotsman and an Englishman who lived next door to each other. The Scotsman owned a hen and each morning would look in his garden and pick up one of his hen's eggs for breakfast. One day he looked outside and saw that the hen had laid an egg in the Englishman's garden. He was about to go next door when he saw the Englishman pick up the egg. The Scotsman ran up to the Englishman and told him that the egg belonged to him because he owned the…
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Funny Captive A Frenchman, an Englishman and a New Yorker were captured by cannibals. The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now we've caught you and we're going to kill you. We will put you in a pot, cook you, eat you and then we're going to use your skins to build a canoe. The good news is that you can choose how to die." The Frenchman says, "I take the sword." The chief gives him a sword, the Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and runs himself through.…
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Jail Break A white guy, a Chinese guy, and a Hispanic guy are breaking out of jail. They get all the way to the top of a hill, and at the bottom there is a barbed wired fence. The white guy says, 'O.k. whatever happens when you hit the ground DON'T SCREAM!' The white guy goes first, he breaks a leg, doesn't scream. The Chinese guy goes he breaks a arm, doesn't scream. Then the Hispanic guy goes, and screams his head off! The other two ask him why he screamed so he points at…
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Novice Yogi Three monks decided to practice meditation together. They sat by the side of a lake and closed their eyes in concentration. Then suddenly, the first one stood up and said, "I forgot my mat." He steeped miraculously onto the water in front of him and walked across the lake to their hut on the other side. When he returned, the second monk stood up and said, "I forgot to put my other underwear out to dry." He too walked calmly across the water and returned the same…
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Halloween Joke There can an halloween, we were at grannies when we heard a knock and she left the dining opens her door to find the most lovely little girl, with golden blond curly hair and the biggest bloomy eyes. She was dressed as an Angel, and was just delightful. Grandma said, "what are you supposed to say sweetheart?" The little girl looks up at the her and says "Twick or Tweat!" Granny thinks this is just adorable, and she calls her grandpa to come to the door. Then…
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The Truth Truly our world might seem an unlucky place to some of us. But as long as there's hope living in the human heart. There's always going to be a way forward. I trust we humans have minds that work magic. We've got minds connected to the universe, connected to immortal worlds, spiritual spheres, the never seen and never heard. This is the life we live a truth, disbanded to become lies. Alternated from its true use. The moment we say yes, power takes it from us, the…
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Authorship As the read.cash terms toughen, some participants seem scared to think of how they'd continue with providing Co tents for posting. Some group of friends have seen this an opportunity to sharpen their writing and authoring skills. "Show them to Catch fish and not to feed them fish" is what my uncle tells us when we begin seeing opportunities as challenges. The new terms might post challenges to your folks after the earnable money from here but with the stringent…
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Work this!! Jossy, Obi and Job are partners. They share profits and losses in the ratio 2:2:1 respectively. For the year ended 31st December 2005, the following information is obtained; The capital accounts remained fixed at Jossy N6,000; Obi N4,000 and Job N2,000 The current accounts balances at 1st January 2005: Jossy N1,200; Obi N750 and Job N480. They have agreed to give each other 10 per cent interest per annum on their capital accounts; 5 per cent on drawings and in…
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Hajj Y2020 Notwithstanding the effect of the pandemic in the world as at today. We've come to realise that we human are helpless. For centuries we've amazed ourselves with tactics to fight for power. Always moving to be ahead of each other rather than lending a helping hand. The pandemic has obviously affected all facets of life, Religious, Financial, Educational, Social and even the mental being of our everyone. One big thing we look forward to is the Hajj for this year,…
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Keep Your Head Up You are no alone! You are not alone!! You are not alone!!! These words are meant to re-kindle a weak spirit , to help improve the blossom ability of every living soul. But little are they used, until something is wrong. Thereafter we result to riots, protests starting peacefully and ending in unspeakable ways. This article is being written for you. Know today that with every step you take, you are not alone! dare to ask for help when you need it. Not just…
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Bottle Water I was at the market to buy water, a friend saw me and was like "WA TER (what are) you doing there?" So I told him, I came for water but due to the demand, I already "BOT TLE"(bought all).
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Nigeria (Heart of Africa) Pronounced 9--- G--- Rare The 9- Just like a cat has nine lives. The G- as it's prefix for Good, Great, Genuine, Glorious, Genial, Genius, Gorgeous, Growing and a Green Nation. The Rare- Heart of Africa, Giant of the Black Nation. Nigeria, just like every Independent Nation got her Independence in the Year 1960(October 1st) from colonial rule. A terrace of pure landscape, with food, water, games and possibilities. Beholding beneath a scare phenomena…
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Love 4 Money This statement is usual around here, but who ever is at the receiving end puts up a guard to defend their self-esteem. With response "I really don't like money" but you do and just seem scared to accept the fact that you do which makes you a better person. Because you know what you want. The love for money is important especially in our world today. Money is what drives the economy, money is what keeps a home together, money is what makes a man and money helps…
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In Sha Allah! Yes, we should talk about this. Like seriously, it has become very common, even non-muslims use the phrase. Very nice though, but the root of it isn't know to most of us. The phrase means "If God Wills and it originated from a Quranic command which obligates Muslims to use it when speaking of future events. Reason behind this, is to let us know that no matter what ever our plan might be. The success of such plan or plans depends on the Will of Almighty Allah.…
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Road bum!! What are the real uses of Road bumps..? To slow vehicles down..? To blow speedy vehicle tanks..? Or rather to help the hmmm hmmm hmmm.. achieve their desires. Lol
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Azunmi Pro, LLC Azunmi Pro, LLC This company was created September 18, 2018. After a long break of doing nothing at home. I decided to put my skills to good use. Registered with the Corporate Affairs Commission. Tax Identifier available, VAT inclusive. The company services are: Realty Services- Property Management, Sales and Purchase of Landed Properties and Investment in Landed properties. Travels and Tours Services- Pilgrimage Consultant (Hajj, Umrah, Jerusalem and Rome)…
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Foods Available in Southern Nigeria You say food..? Yes, Food. Food is a necessity to living almost in the same class as breathing air and drinking water. There are more than a million varieties of Food in Nigeria as a whole. But for this article, we'll narrow it down to the southern part of Nigeria. Yoruba Food. Yes I'll start with swallows, it's going to be a long list, you can add which ever you or which you like best or even pick tell about a soup you know in he comment…
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Rise in the use of Sneakers. Did you notice the latest trend around the world, especially here in Africa is the use of the popular class of foot wear called SNEAKERS. Usually in 9ja, we have Aba made foot wears but today, our class has changed, almost everyone wears exotic foot wears. From Music stars to Movie Icons, to politicians, our Armed forces special units, even market women aren't excluded from this list. It's great to see the fashion trend around here evolve. But…
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Qualities of Solat As-salam alaikum waramotullahi Wabarakatu, today I'll like to share some significance of Solat. The Obligatory prayer "SOLAT" is a blessing upon us and it's recorded that the Five Obligatory Prayers were made in the night of the Prophet Muhammad's (P.B.U.H) ascension to heaven. It is also in record that the actual numbers of prayers were 50(fifty) but by Allah's Mercy it was reduced to 5(five) after the Prophet Muhammad (P.B.U.H) was convinced by the…
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Becoming a Time Keeper The solution you've always wanted to achieve your dreams, to get that enough money, to make your family happy, to be in peace with your existence- is "Time". What is the true meaning of TIME? Time is a tool of the creator and a security for the creation. Time has been in existence before Time so what meaning have you alleged to Time. Even Wikipedia has no definite meaning to time Time isn't just the result of you looking at your wall clock, or looking…
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How To Make Your Wallet Fat What do you expect other than a fat wallet...? Every man has a dream or had a dream of keeping their wallet fat, so have achieved it, some are still working tirelessly, some are have accepted their fate and have gotten tired of trying while some have never done nothing but to complain. The Way to success is through work, whether it's work -someone does for you, you do for yourself, you do through people or you met already done, all that matters is…
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The D before the Evil (D-EVIL) May the blessings of Allah be upon the prophet Muhammad (S.A.W). Bismillahi Rahman Raheem. Seeing a letter "D" could instigate different kind of words starting with letter D into our minds. But there's one which we have overlooked it's negativity and is been taken as a norm in our community. Shaitan the interdicted also known as Iblis, the Demon now who has taken the act of evil up, whom we now refer to in English language as the D-evil (demon…
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Our World is Losing it's Balance This picture was taken in an urban area here in Nigeria. Looking at the houses built on the right side, we'd see clearly that the occupants are doing well. Yet on the other side of the street is a slum, houses with no proper roofings. No drainage system so it's flooded. It is obvious life has no balance in this area. The only form of balance we knew to life was that of "good or bad" more good-less bad and more bad-less good. There used to…
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Cap Size Lady: Brother, your leaving already. Please what is your cap size..? Man looks with awe! Man: Shhh! Don't you know I'm going on a boat trip, or do you want the boat to capsize..!!! LOL
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David Owe! Lady: oh my God it's David, wait wait! Please wait can I get your autograph..? David: Sorry you can't I'm in heist, I owe a lot of people money. Lady: I thought you are a celebrity, are you not a celebrity.? David: Of course I am, I am "David Owe" Lol
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The Love I Have for Her It's been years since I've had a crush on her. I remember telling a friend of mine one evening outside our balcony, just as she passed our house in her way to the Masjid. I told him "I like this lady" he responded; "go take your chance bro". I didn't take my chances, some years later we met at a job training. I resumed very late that morning due to traffic jam, getting into the building I entered the first office as instructed by the supervisor. I ran…
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My Change Starts Now!! It's been years since I bought myself a treat. Always getting some free from friends, family, colleagues at work, even strangers whom we ride the the BRT together. Lately I leave for work very early in the morning; say around 4:30am. Hoping to get to the office before resumption which is 8:00am. But we get stuck in traffic, the usual Lagos State Logo (go-slow). Getting to work most times between the hours of 8 and 11. I get to work, sign in on the…
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Facebook A mother has just scold her son about his using the social media so frequently. She asks him to leave the sitting room. He hissed slightly, she heard and grounded him in the room till evening. She starts complaining about the negativity of social media on kids of the century to the house made. When they hear a horn at the gate! Mother- John's dad is back, I have to un-ground John. Please go upstairs and tell John to go to the library for reading Housemaid- okay, ma.…
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Lady like Mazee LolOn that day everyone had woken up from their sleep. We must have said our prayers. Everyone had one thing on mind. The next big article on Read.Cash would be from me!. Yes, we must have muttered that in our minds even before picking our mobile phones, switching on our personal computers. Good morning, good morning, good morning was the celebration for getting together at that minute. We have a new member in our Writers Club.."MAZEE" she is called. Who…
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The Youth and Cryptocurrency It is no more news that Cryptocurrency is here to stay. After decades of planning, test running and finally offer of product to the society at large, from Bitcoin to Ethereum, Bit coin cash, Litecoin, youForia, Ripple and many more. With time these currencies though not physical are bound to change the course of time. With everyone presently stalking up on growing crypto, all with aim of not missing a second chance as lost in the case of Bitcoin.…
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Good Morning Dear lord good morning . We are so thankful for your protection. I truly acknowledge you as our creator. Lord it's another new day of our lives, many because of ignorance have fallen as prey to scammers. Many because of doubt are not catching up with this opportunity. Lord in anyway we are weak or doubtful of our eyes please help us become strong and eagerly give us the spirit of not missing opportunities. For those that have already catch up with this…
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You Are Welcome I WELCOME YOU ALL THE NEW MEMBERS HERE IN READ.CASH, IF YOU ARE NEW HERE AND YOU DON'T KNOW HOW ITS WORK DON'T BEEN AFRAID TO ASK YOUR QUESTIONS IN THE COMMENTS SECTION DOWN THERE, A PERSON WHO ASKS NEVER MISS HIS/HER WAY. THIS PLATFORM CALLED READ CASH IS A PLACE WHERE YOU CAN INVEST YOUR TIME AND WRITINGS ON ,DONT BEEN SCARED TO SHARE YOUR THOUGHTS, THIS PLACE IS 100% LEGIT, THAT IS WHY YOU HAVE EASY ACCESS AS A NEW NEWBIE. TO KNOW THAT READ.CASH IS REAL…
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Our Rights as Workers Workers' rights are human rights. Workers are the driving force of society: they maintain public services, build infrastructure, and produce food and medicine for us. We are entitled to decent working conditions and a safe and healthy workplace. In order to protect these rights, workers must have the right to speak freely, assemble, form trade unions and collective bargaining. Workers' rights are a global issue. In every economic sector in the world,…
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To Think of A New World *Humanity,* with its digital platform Humanite.fr, takes the initiative to open its columns to rethink the world, with the ambition of being useful to each and every one of us. This initiative will be extended with the publication of a special issue at the end of the summer and the organization of major public debates to continue these writings. Today: "States and sovereign debt", by Jean Ziegler, sociologist and author of Lesbos, the shame of Europe.…
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The Resistance: Echoes of Our Call The historian Aurélie Luneau offers a return on the impact through time of the call launched by General de Gaulle, June 18, 1940. In 2020, among the possible dates of commemoration of Gaullist memory, whether those of the general's birth in 1890, his death in 1970, that of the June 18 appeal (and significantly, it has become unnecessary to specify) , 1940 is probably the most remarkable. For the most people in frsb above all, the call of…
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The balance sheet of rent after the Pandemic. More property, less investment, cheaper rents Plans by various housing agents, home owners, real estate agents, brokers and investors were crash during the stay at home rule that can from no where. Some are trying to make things work but no way, I don't see a what they can do till things set in back to their old or better ways. And only then would it hit the world housing market with full force, cause the landlords to lose…
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Blood Group and Covid-19 It is not new that there are connections between a person's blood group and certain diseases. It has already been observed that people with blood group 0 are less likely to develop cardiovascular diseases than other blood group types, while those with blood group AB are less likely to have high blood pressure. The causes of these relationships have not yet been clarified. Likewise the Novel Covid-19 has its seperate effect on different blood groups.…
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Cryptocurrency Air Drop (Earn Free) I bring to you Cryptocurrency Gains, all ready a still opened. All that is required is you having a active Telegram account. For BitCoin Gains on Telegram- visit: https://t.me/BTC_Ads_ca_bot?start=1216944816 For Ethereum Gains on Telegram- visit; https://t.me/ETH_Ads_bot?start=1216944816 For Litecoin Gains on Telegram- visit,; https://t.me/CryptoStashBot?start=1216944816 Increase you ability to earn more. No investment needed.
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Mile 12 Market The popular Mile 12 market is located in Kosofe Local Government area, along Ikorodu road, Lagos Nigeria. This unlike many other stores or shops or even bazaars that you might encounter around the world. the market is a place filled with sellers and buyers of both perishable and non-perishable goods. Mile 12 Market is mostly recognised as the home of perishable goods in the whole of South-South Nigeria. Due to it major/specific kind of goods (perishable goods)…
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Your Income: A Seed or A fruit? Do you work to earn money? Do you receive a lot of gift in form of cash, bank transfers or Cryptocurrencies in your wallet? Do you have a savings plan? What do you think the money you get is actually for? Earning money has become a norm, even much more of a necessity. Everyone even kids under the age of 18 all have started thinking about how to make money. I'm not saying it is bad. You should stay engaged to this page to know where I am…
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Cryptocurrency Airdrop Train. BTC, ETH & LITECOIN Hello everyone, I bring to you Cryptocurrency Gains, all ready and still opened. All that is required is you having an active Telegram and WhatsApp account. Visit the group chat for instructions: https://chat.whatsapp.com/H5NlISJIiNg1cijVREedt3 Train will take off tonight, it's all free. Let's all be available. Let's take our chances now.
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Farewell to the Point System Lately, there has been improvements on every section of the Read.Cash channel. Should we really call them improvements, corrections or loopholes. I'll pick loopholes, because the read.cash team never expected them. Finding the loopholes has really helped in keeping the balance on the platform. What are these loopholes? Read.Cash has been perfected from the beginning, their major aim was to breed a new set of writers and also to boost the usage…
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Where is the center of the earth? First and foremost I'll take the chance to remind you that the earth is spherical in shape almost round like a football. But where would you say is the center of of a football. The center of it wouldn't be on the body or shield, it will be correct to say it is the indefinite space or middle inside the foot ball. That is the center of it. Likewise when it comes to declaring where the center of the earth. A lot of claims have being raised…
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Act of God Act of God. These are events that take place without notice to Mankind, things that happens suddenly, these includes, earthquake, volcanic eruption, landslide , flood, fire outbreak and many more. These events can not be prevented, they can only be prepared for. They include; May we be saved from these calamities.
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No Pain No Gain Everyone must have heard of this phrase, usually used mostly at gyms, libraries and other locations where people are expected to put efforts into achieve good results. I first heard this phrase in a movie titled "Pain and Gain". Though they sound similar but really, after watching the movie and learning from their flaws and successes, I got to understand what high spirits the phrase can drive into a person. Pain- everyone understands what this feels like,…
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Stop Procrastination Procrastination: The art or preferably I would say, "The science of postponing, delaying o putting off out of habitual laziness and carelessness". Yes, that expression on your face tells that you know that "ACT". You know the act of extension, you know the act of weariness, you know the act of God Knows When. Procrastination, is a what haunts me and you, it has the effect that makes us see so much ease in our doings. We tend to carry out activities at…
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The Art of Freelance Photography I had always loved the art of keeping memories in picture form, they'll always be there to remind you of moment. You know, a static picture with so much story to tell, so much information, so much details. That's the power photography holds. Photography is a science on its own, it entails so much, a hundred pages on Read.Cash would not explain it all. I will share tips on getting hold of a camera and taking perfect shots without professional…
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Don't Leave Me Challenge If to hold a lamp, my hand must be hard. Does that make me "LAMPHARD"(Lampard) DLM!!! Because I went to the supermarket, to only ask for Water, then I bought the packages I like. Does that make me Water BoughtAll (Water Bottle). In my language when you want to say our friend Cort had died, we say "Cort ti Ku". Does that make him "CUTICLE". In mye language when you say dirty things like, go fuck a witch. It is translated as (do ko witch) but does that…