Intergalactic Trapaholics

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A tall, slender man, with marks on his face pulls up to a hut on an otherwise barren planet in a small beat up space cruiser.

Just as he's landing, a shorter guy, also with marks on his face comes out with a plasma rifle aiming it at the cruiser. The man casually steps out of the cruiser. "Oh shit, EROCK!" Screams the shorter man.

"I wasn't going to leave you here forever, Marco", says Erock with a smile on his face. "One of those fucking blue guys traded this to me for 10,000 XTC pills."

"And then what?", says Marco looking confused.

"He's dead now, you know I don't fuck with blue people.", says Erock as he pulls out a big bag of Green Goblin XTC pills. "Can you move these on this planet?"

"Yeah I can, but not for anything decent. Can you get to Venus on that ship?"

"Get in."

They arrive in a jam packed neighborhood on Venus. The houses look like sand huts and all the people are pale and malnourished. They walk into a slightly larger hut and are greeted by Jethro, the only healthy looking person they've seen since they got there.

Jethro stares down Erock for a couple of seconds, "You're the guy who sold me those fake pills!"

"Must have been someone else", Erock mutters.

Jethro produces an old Glock 9 and points it at Erock. "Who the fuck is this guy Marco? Looks like the guy who got me for over a rack!"

"This is Moe, we go way back", says Marco casually.

Jethro lowers the Glock. "What do you want then?"

"Moes got 10,000 Green Goblins", says Marco.

"How much do you want for all of them?" Jethro says to Erock.

"Three racks", he says without hesitation.

Jethro and Erock negotiate for a bit before they make a deal for two racks.

Jethro disappears into a back room and comes out with a handful of large bills. Before he can hand it to Erock, Erock whips out a plasma pistol faster than anyone can tell him not to and disintegrates Jethro. The money flies everywhere as Erock starts collecting it.

"What... the fuck...", says Marco looking terrified.

Erock looks at Marco. "It's called a fucking robbery, this is nothing new to you."

Marco, trying to obtain some composure says, "That guys part of the Blood Angels... he's got some rank too."

Before he finishes gathering the money, Erock bolts out the door to his ship. Marco follows behind just as fast.

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