Naija my country
We are Nigerians
-We call every toothpaste MACLEAN
We don't careπ π π
-We call every noodle INDOMIE
We are like thatπ π π
-We call every insecticide SHELLTOX
We can't help itπππ
-We call every detergent OMO
It's in our DNAπππ
-We point at an empty chair and ask βWho's sitting there β
We are like thatπ π
We are just like that
-When NEPA takes light, we go out and,check if it's the whole
street
We are just like thatπ π
-We use a bar of soap till it looks like a Sim card
We don't have a problemπππ
-We buy something,skip Instructions & ask neighbors how it's
used
We don't careππ€£
-We withdraw money from an ATM then count it before going
We don't trust anybody,,not even a machine that is made by manππ€£ππ€£ππ€£
-We lock the car then try to open it 2 times before going
We are courteous ππ€£ππ€£π€£
-We turn off the volume just to smell what's burning,
-We are like datππ€£π
-We can't change,
-we are Nigerians...
I'm proud with my country πͺπ―NIGERIAπ Allah ya gyara mana itaππ
This is comedy Nd it's the fact