The husband and wife.

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4 years ago

Husband : I lost my wife. She went shopping and hasn't come back.

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband : I never checked

Inspector : Slim or robust?

Husband : Not slim, may be robust.

Inspector : Colour of her eyes?

Husband : Never noticed

Inspector : Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according toseason.

Inspector : What was she wearing? Husband: Not sure if it was a dress

or suit.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband : Yes.

Inspector : Colour of car?

Husband : Black Audi A8 with supercharged

3.0 liter V6 engine 333 horse power,

teamed with an eight-speed

tiptronic automatic

transmission with manual mode. And

it has full LED headlights which use light emitting diodes for all light

functions and has a very thin scratch

on the front left door... and...and...(starts sobbing)

Inspector: Don't worry sir, we willfind your car..

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4 years ago

Nice article! But it is very bad for the man not to know anything about his wife. The two partners aught to know everything about themselves.

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4 years ago

Nice article! But it is very bad for the man not to know anything about his wife. The two partners aught to know everything about themselves. @samloko you are right

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4 years ago