Dear couple

Dear wife, We had a visitor in our office who is now suspected of being infected by Corona virus. We have been put in quarantine for the next two weeks. We are not allowed to leave and we’re not allowed to receive visitors. The office will take care of all our needs. Thanks for understanding. See you in two weeks.

Dear husband , since we signed "for better for worse", I will want to be quarantined with you to fulfill the marriage agreement I signed with you. Tell your side chick to prepare her place for three. I already contacted the Uber man who ferries your chick around . He is bringing me over there. Your wife.

Dear wife,I just got a call from office they have postponed the quarantine, I am on my way home.

This is nothing but miracle.