“Song of the Statist”
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Good Christian men grabbin’ life by the pussy
Child gropin’ Joe gonna save us from the plague
Nothin’ makes sense but ya don’t dare push me
I’m a gov-fearin’ statist, no time to explain
Drone bombin’ kids is a damn fine hobby
It don’t really happen like them Arabs say
Barry and Donny and Joey on the joystick
Splatterin’ brains, it’s just a video game
Hail the Libertarian Party,
You know that we’re exempt
Even though all them goofball clowns we’re running
Can’t even pay their own damn rent
No need for logic and no need for reason
That shit’s boring just gimme TV
scandal propaganda gets my ape brain hummin’
Keep your anarchy chaos away from me!
I’m a good Christian man grabbin’ women by the pussy!
I’m a child-gropin’ war hawk aiming for the prize!
I’m an LP greaseball with no understanding!
But I’ll still call you out every goddamn time!
When I see your ass, asking me questions
on them Facebooks, online!
