THERE WAS A MAN WHO LIVED
There was a man, who lived in the mountain village, and he was known because he has never argued with anyone. One day some correspondent, who wished to write about this man in the Guinness book of records, came to him. They had the following conversation:
— Please tell me, is it true, that you have lived more than 90 years and never argued with anyone?
— Yes, it is true.
— Absolutely with no one?
— Absolutely with no one, at all!
— Even with your wife?
— Even with my wife.
— Even with your children?
— Even with my children.
— Not once for 90 years?
— Not once.
— Not once absolutely with no one? — becoming angry, the correspondent asked.
— Yes, —the old man said quietly.
The correspondent (blushing and becoming irritated):
— It can‘t be, that you had not argued with anyone for all your life!
— I had, had, had… — the old man said apologetically.