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Joke: Old but gold

Slightly old joke about Bill Clinton and former Serbian would be dictator, Slobodan Milosevic (In a word for word translation to English, his name means: Freeman Gentlefuck) Anyway, here is actual joke: Milosevic goes to visit White House during Clinton's presidency. He participates at the amazingly lavish reception with many foreign dignitaries. After diner, he decides to slip out the hall, and explore the rooms of the White House. After several rooms he is amazed to discover a room with a golden urinal! Being very impressed with such lavishness he proceeds to relieve himself. He decides that he too shall have a golden toilet made once back home. A year later, Clinton is invited to Serbia, and Milosevic is personally hosting them at his own mansion. He is showing off, and he takes Clinton and Hillary to his personal bathroom. He smiles and tells them how he got this idea from them, he opens the door, and proudly shows off his sparkling 24 carat pure gold toilet. Hilary leans over to Bill and whispers: "Now we know who pissed in your saxophone."

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